“Have you heard of our Lord and Master, Oswell Spencer?”
Greta Thurnberg meets PM Theresa May to discuss Britain’s climate goals. - Feb 4th 2019
Capcom learned their lesson and made the big bad not fuckable.
u kids want some marshmallow squares and tang?!
The most progressive president since FDR
“Sorry luv, no candy - we don’t celebrate Halloween here.”
 No matter who?
 NO MATTER WHO!or:


“Chicken jockey!”
“You know what’s interesting about this group? I’ve been doing this for thirty years. I know what I’m doing. You come in here and you say, ‘It has to be my way or the highway.’ I don’t respond to that. I’ve gotten elected, I just ran, I was elected by almost a million-vote plurality, and I know what I’m doing. So, you know, maybe people should listen a little bit.”
me trying to find my morning coffee
It was criminally irresponsible of Home Depot to sell you this. I want a divorce.
you have to agree that anti-zionism is anti-semitic!
We’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty.
So what’s the likely cause they’re going for this time?
Virus, Bacteria, Mold, or Parasite? Funny enough, it’s been over a decade since it’s been a game about virus monsters
There also haven’t been traditional zombie style zombies in the games for a while, yet they still have the reputation of being zombie games. Other than remakes what’s the most recent game that had reanimated dead style zombies? Code Veronica?
Do you condemn hamas
“Do not go in the bathroom, give it a minute.”












