A million monkeys randomly typing could produce ‘War and Peace.’
Shudda happened by now…they may have, but then it’s all erased with correction fluid
I’m on new antidepressants so I can’t reach the finish line but they upped my adderall, too, so I have the motivation to keep trying. I’m real sore, guys.
Prostate
Don’t have one.
Ah, I see. You are Antistate.
I may drive down to visit my friend’s states from time to time.
Oof. I wish you the best of luck in your journey. That and the weight gain from SSRIs kicked my (now fat) ass but also saved my life so…yay?
It sucks when I realize the only thing keeping me in shape is social anxiety.
Fat and happy is still better than skinny and crazy.
Butt stuff
Guys, I don’t have a prostate.
Even people without a prostate can orgasm trough anal play.
It’s always been more of a bitter apertif than the main course, to me. Not particularly satisfying unless shared with company.
When I think of all the books in all the libraries… some call recent times the Information Age. We always stand on shoulders. Gutenberg fam.
Not this month? This is due to participation in locktober?
Mayhaps
Be right back, gotta write another chapter of my novel!
why the fuck is this a problem…seriously if more people rubbed one out once in a while, the world would be a much more peaceful and less rapey place to live
“So, what do you think of my book, publisher dude?”
“Why is it sticky? Is this… What the fuck?!”
Hey man it’s still “oh face” October
Edit: linky no worky
E2: WHY DO THE SERVER GREMLINS FIGHT ME SO
A what face
Munged the link; fixed
Still broken for me.
Idk what happened, I fixed it again 😬
Now it works, thanks
You’re welcome 🦦
Ibuprofen all night
Strictly speaking that makes you a tool.
No, masturbation is the tool. Satan is the author and you’re Satan’s supplier of obsolete writing implements. Technically that makes you an entrepreneur.
Take my upvote and fuck off. I’m busy entrepreneurering and typing this comment with one hand.
he doesn’t reply to the messages, it seems
“Worship” is over two hours long? Is this the directors cut?
Some will see it more like a pen, but on the other hand it could be used like a machine.
chk chk chika chk chck chk tshchk tchk chk chka DING
