Like, I don’t mean in the cosmic horror sense that you’re turning entire planets into playthings. I mean that, if he were human sized, he’d be a serial killer, right? Dude has shitty creepypasta mascot vibes like he’s going to start bleeding red hyperrealistic blood from his eyes, you know what I mean?

Idk I just tried one of the games once a year ago and couldn’t get over how scared I was of the king and it soured the whole game and I couldn’t play it again.

Hell of a post to break my browsing streak on but hey