Like, I don’t mean in the cosmic horror sense that you’re turning entire planets into playthings. I mean that, if he were human sized, he’d be a serial killer, right? Dude has shitty creepypasta mascot vibes like he’s going to start bleeding red hyperrealistic blood from his eyes, you know what I mean?
Idk I just tried one of the games once a year ago and couldn’t get over how scared I was of the king and it soured the whole game and I couldn’t play it again.
Hell of a post to break my browsing streak on but hey
Smh afraid of queer characters, the king is so gay in the psp game the dialogue leans into
I think everything in Katamari is both adorable and vaguely unsettling
The king is just a homosexual doing homosexual things. Nothing to be afraid of!
It’s his dead eyes
I dunno. I thought Katamari was cute.
Yeah, but he dropped this banger, so it’s all good
So fucking good
Reading the lyrics
While smiling faces flooded the town, a petty evil lay hidden in the shadows [Note: the police]
One user comment was like even katamari knows acab
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Like you’ve never gone on a bender, made a mess of a galaxy, and set your kid out on cleaning it up?
no he’s lovely
ok i guess you didnt see those old tweets of his
Don’t ask questions. Just keep rolling up.
