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NateNate60@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’

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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’

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NateNate60@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
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"The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there," said U.S. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Tuesday.
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    Poor wittle snowflake

  • Obinice@lemmy.world
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    Trust the sexuality repressed American to see a naked person and get scared.

    They’re not all like that of course but their culture is kind weird, like they don’t even seem to teach proper sex education in all their schools? They teach abstinence and such even sometimes? Wild.

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      This reads to me like mockery. As in, “Naked bike riding is the most dangerous demonstration so far.” Not dangerous at all.

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    That’s just the penises awakening something in him again.

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    Seems like he is totally cool with the stuff Donald Trump did with underage girls, but he can’t handle seeing adults naked?

    Weird.

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    I suppose that’s probably tied for the most threatening thing against ICE he’s seen, but that’s because nothing particularly threatening has been done at all. So, technically the truth?

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    I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things

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    Next time someone says lefties are too soft, remember that Mike Johnson feels deeply threatened by naked people on bikes in a city on the other side of the country from him.

  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Nothing threatens Conservatives than casual nudity. Got it.

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      Wait until they learn about guillotines!

      • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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        Why not moon 'em as they get the chop?

      • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        How much longer, though? We’ve been very patient.

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    Careful, men - those guys are packing!

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Candy ass can’t hack seeing nekkid bodies?? WTF does he use grndr for, the conversations? lol

    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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      He just finds nekkid ladies to be icky. Also the men aren’t necessarily twinks or bears that he enjoys.

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    Well we just found out who doesn’t pay attention to their security briefings

    Or those are all things he wants to happen…

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    The U.S. is such a strange place, where a sizable part of the population is more terrified of tits than guns.

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      Can i post this into the microblog memes community with the title “we need more open carry boobs”?

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        It’s only a matter of time until boob registration will be mandatory.

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        Go for it

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      It would make much more sense if our MIC developed these…

      …huh. I find the missile-to-bust ratio to be implausible.

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        You’ve never been to Las Vegas, then.

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      Open carrying tits is way less common.

      Would you open carry your tits in schools !!?

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        Arming teachers with boobs is the only way to stop all the school boobings.

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          Seriously though : phrased like that it highlights how dumb the argument sounds for arming the teachers

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    Just wait till No Kings II. We’re going to turn out so peacefully it just might scare him into a coma.

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    This Mike Johnson is the slimiest piece of glue holding a lot of this bad shit together. Fuck Mike Johnson and his glorious worship (or fear) of his dear leader. He’s the wormtongue for our times.

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      I wouldn’t slander Grima in that way

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