Grow your bush like a real woman and put the 1970s Playboy Playmates to shame.
- nice beaver you’ve got there.
- thanks, I just got it stuffed.
Here, have the GIF. It has upwards of three pixels!
Am I eating the onion??
I couldn’t believe it myself, but it’s real. https://people.com/kim-kardashian-debuts-skims-bush-underwear-11829476
Found an article about it from CNN (!) and posted it to !nottheonion@lemmy.world 😁
Might wanna move the fake pubic hair to the side, if you are.
Send one to Trump for his nussy.
Oh god…that word is going to be used for a week now, isn’t it?
Nice I’m going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I’ve been exploring crotch options.
Oh baby, yer merkin me hairy
Uer a merkin, Harry!
Is there a matching top, skin-tone, with printed nipples?
They need to make bikini tops that look like tits
She has definitely found an unexploited niche in the market. I would say it’s better than crystal dildos.
Less likely to cause injury at least
Does she have a certain kind of STD, that causes pubic hair loss?
She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I’m sure she’s probably had all of her body hair lasered off.
And now she wants it back…
Might have had it permanently lasered off. Doing so was all the rage a few years/a decade/whatever ago 🤷
People generally recommend against lasering for purely fashion reasons.
People generally don’t realize that they’re following fashion when they’re altering their body to fit the current fashion
people will often label themselves as simply following their own beauty standards when their “own” is clearly influenced and by majority is the current fashion, simply because that’s all they have been exposed to. And thus they will justify following current fashion disguised as following their own unique style when more often than not it is simply not true
Kardashians are purely fashion, there’s nothing else there.
Sure, but people also tend to eschew sensible advice when it comes to fashion 🤷
Not sure about an STD but alopecia is hair loss iirc and is often a symptom or result of other medical issues. It’s certainly not limited to head hair.
I wanna give Little Kolanaki mutton chops.
That’s false advertising and might lead to prosecution.
Old news my man. My girlfriend saw an ad on fb/ig 2 days ago and it’s already sold out completely.
I’m now selling armpit hair patches and unibrow stickers. And leg hair AstroTurf.
But how big was their supply to start with?
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