ADHD crew skips days all the time.
Alcoholics too
What day is it?
Wait, what the fuck happened to October. I wasn’t ready for a new round of bills.
All I know is one minute it was summer and the next my heat is on, my coat is now on daily and there’s no leaves on the trees. I miss autumn, it seems to get shorter every year
it’s 3am. i’m surprised, too.
I read this in Brak’s singing voice.
Mate I have to ask what year it is. I need to know the information so infrequently that it never sticks.
You guys have stands? /s
Alt text: I hate when people give generic advice like “take it one day at a time”
What else am I gonna do? Skip Tuesday? Can I?
Insomnia was invented because John Twoday once tried to take it two days at a time all at once.
What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?
OK Garfield
It means take it one day at a time instead of more than one day at a time. If only we could take it no days at a time!
Are there other Hannibal Buress jokes we can put in front of candy?
I’m just here because I want the pumpkin candy in the background
Behold: 🫴 benzos.
My brain looked at the gummies at the background and interpreted the text as “only eat one a day” which is not something I think I can do.
Well, you can certainly be tired from one day as if they were a couple of days …
That advice stands in opposition to my lifestyle: living in four-day batches.
History will prove I was correct…












