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  • DundasStation@lemmy.ca
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    I want this to be real.

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      It would almost make Trump’s political career worth it.

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    EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.

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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

      Don’t ignore the sound 😷

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        Bro I didn’t ask for this

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          you clicked on it, that means you accepted the terms and conditions

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        People voted for this. 🤦

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      deleted by creator

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    Oh hey Maga was right

    Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.

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      I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.

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        I like to think I’m moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.

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          Bro I thought Bill was flying to go get himself some toddlers, not to go get Donald’s face pressed into pelvis

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            We should’ve never doubted Bill’s chad legacy, haha

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        Definitely not surprised. Just amused that the first of hopefully many reveals

        Is this

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      He may even have been in Epstein…

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        Oh yeah, I am in no way saying he wasn’t up to gross shit.

        I guess I just find it funny that Maga is constantly saying “Well what if Bill Clinton is in the Files? What then?”

        And this is the first we find out about his involvement.

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          Not the first. There was that portrait of Bill Clinton in Epstein’s house wearing a blue evening dress. I don’t know what that means but there it is.

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            Oh, word? I never knew about that

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    Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

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      I did not have sexual relations with that man, Donald Trump - Bill Clinton 2025

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        Monica I need some advice - Trump, 2025

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    He does love a Big Beautiful Bill.

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        Oh trump you blow hard…

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      What an outstanding comment. Well done sir or madam.

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      also known as Big Beautiful Bubba

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    Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead

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        Penis hazard

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        Would

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Or how good is Trump’s deepthroat game?

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        He is rocking that whole neck vag thing…

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          Thrussy

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            Thanks, I hate it.

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              Can someone unplug the internet for 5 minutes please? We need a fucking time out over here.

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                Lmao this comment had me rolling. Yeah, we may have reached the end game as a species.

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          It’s grown a clit now

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    Time to clean my balls Don.

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      😂😂😂😂

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    What’s the reference? (preparing myself for some “normal” 2025 shit)

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      Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein’s island, according to the new email release…

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          How is it known that Bubba is Clinton?

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            People are just speculating, there’s no proof. But Bill Clinton did have the nickname Bubba

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          Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?

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            Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!

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              I choked on air cackling at this thought

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              Holy shit a gay won over a woman twice. Talk about glass ceiling…

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              Remind me of this clip

              https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXdw5tpdcAI

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            This is exactly why I’m wondering if “Bubba” could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.

            Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.

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              Or Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse

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          People arguing about the “pee tapes” while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier

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            I didn’t think Putin was on Epstein’s island? And please don’t refer to it as “juicy” ew

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              It’s Milky is better?

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                This one, officer.

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                🤢

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                No.

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                  Moist?

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                Frothy

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              Doesn’t have to actually be on the island to acquire the pictures.

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                The pee tapes were supposedly from a Moscow hotel with Russian hookers. Context was that it was a room Obama, not Clinton, had stayed in.

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            This just raises the prospect that Bill Clinton also gave Donald Trump a golden shower.

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          …

          Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.

          Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.

          This… we gonna be running god damned marathons.


          To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

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            this is just so god damned juicy

            Trump said the EXACT SAME THING!

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            To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

            He’s an anti-queer piece of shit. Go ham! He deserves exactly as much respect as he gives to the women and girls he’s raped

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          LMFAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHA

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          Can somebody translate that interaction? I don’t get most of it.

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            It’s a set of emails, read it bottom to top and it might make more sense.

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        allegedly

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          Gunna need at least two people to fuck trump.

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            We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

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        lol Maga gotta be happy about it

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          “It’s not gay to suck someone’s dick. It is only gay if you let a man suck your dick”

          Basically the Inverted Glory Hole Argument.

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            opposite, but I’m sure the fox news bimbo that says “if there’s grass on the field it’s not pedo” will say your version next.

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              *fox news pedo

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          “Something something fake democrats” I expect

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        AHAHAHAHA!!!

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      Epstein email asking if Putin had pics of Trump blowing “Bubba”, which was one of Bill Clinton’s nicknames

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        Not just “photos”, it’s “the photos” emphasis on the which sounds uff much more real.

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        Isn’t Bubba also a generic afro American name, that is somehow associated with prison sexual abuse?

        https://damiandelune.medium.com/are-there-really-guys-in-prison-who-prey-on-weak-inmates-8eab2070d04b

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        Looking at this and imagining that everyone there knows is just perfect. Trump is fighting his mind about not thinking about it and telling himself they actually like him, the rest are just laughing AT him and only picturing that thing.

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      I imagine there’s something about Clinton on the Epstein emails, like everybody expects. But I’m also out of the loop.

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      probably bill clinton links to epstien

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    So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!

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      We need to get Clinton, now being persecuted by White House for Epstein links, to say “I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr Trump.” as a non-denial.

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      Why not both!

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    Please expose these pics Putin, wtf are you waiting for?

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      As Bezos demonstrated, if the pics are exposed, you have no power over the people in the pics.

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        Same reason why, if someone blackmails you with a pic or vid, just let them release it. They likely won’t. But who cares. If my friends and family see a webcam vid of me furiously masturbating, that’s probably more damaging to them, than me. I’d just own it.

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          Plus, family and friends won’t care. Oh no, you were horny and did something dumb? Ain’t nobody can say they haven’t done anything similar. Shit happens.

          Besides, nowadays revenge porn laws are super strict - any image/video released publicly would be taken down quite quickly, and it wouldn’t stick around to haunt you. At most your mum will get an eyeful of yer cock and it’s not like she hasn’t seen it before, or would do anything with it besides delete it and block whoever sent it.

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          When I was younger my friends would knock on my bedroom window at night to not wake up my mom. Got caught one time and they tried giving me some grief about it. I just up and said “yeah, I was choking the chicken. And what about it?” Never heard a peep about it again.

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          Okay but what if it was a video of you having sex with children.

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            Well you see, they weren’t children. They were barely legal teenagers.

            Megyn Kelly

            Reference - https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/megyn-kelly-faces-backlash-questioning-211212198.html

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        Guess that makes sense.

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    Clinton is a maniac! he will let literally anyone suck his dick

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      I mean, hard to say who owns the lips around your spigot when your head is busy with some top shelf fruit. 🚤

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    what Clinton is going to do? come out and say “I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump”

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      “Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”

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    Uniparty? More like Lemon Party

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      I haven’t thought about that picture in a long time.

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      Tbf I’m sure everyone’s balls were slightly less saggy 30 years ago

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-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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