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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

"I never thought they'd eat MY face!"

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"I never thought they'd eat MY face!"

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    18 hours ago

    This guy seems like a real scrotum.

    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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      How does he believe these things and yet also choose to sell weed?

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      This has got to be a satire account ?

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        You could say that about the entire US

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      No he isn’t. Scrotums are useful.

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      “We are so back…” (wards)

    • 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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      “Women, back to kitchen”

      Lmao, my dad cooks better than my mom, and my mom can’t even cook, and she happens to make the most money. Did I grow up in an inverted household?

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        Bro seriously! Also cooking for yourself is rewarding in its own right. Like it is literally part of being a complete person. Also guaranteed this fucker would never talk like this IRL.

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        you are being oppressed. do not resist us. you will be freed from your oppression.

        *I grew up similarly to you

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          God pls no, no one deserves to be forced fed mom’s cooking… that’s a fate worse than death.

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            He’s the type to pray before meals … because his mom cooks them.

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      He should been hurt way more.

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      He thinks he’s going to get a repeal of Loving v. Virginia? Who does he think the vice president is married to?

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        The president married an immigrant too, lol.

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          Usha Vance isn’t an immigrant to be fair

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            Oh no, I meant Melina. Though Usha needs to find a better guy. Good lord, haha.

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            she’s not white, so she’s an immigant. At least according to MAGAts.

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        Option A: “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

        Option B: that’s how Vance plans to get out of it and go after Charlie Kirk’s wife next

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          You’re on the money, maybe in both cases.

          Pointing out the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of these men does not challenge them anyway. They are comfortable with their madness, I know this. The jokes are only for us at this point.

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