1-800 OYSTER is one digit short of a working number, dashing my dreams. 1-800 OYSTERS offered me a free medical alert device, but it is unknown at this time how many liters of water per day it can filter.
Oyster: Filters all the gross gunk from the ocean
Humans: I’m going to eat this oyster without cooking it, yes it is gross that’s why there’s hot sauce.
I also eat ass.
At the end of the day, both are full of microplastics.
Yep, and in the morning as well.
🤮
Same taste as oysters.
Again - hot sauce is available
oyster
hot saucestares at you motherfuckerly
!science_memes@mander.xyz is leaking (dirty water)
why do I want an oyster now?
because this is what’s called effective marketing. Showing a product, showcasing it’s results and giving you a way to buy said product
This is a scam, ordered some and they don’t tell you that it only works with salt water but I have dirty fresh water! Now stuck buying salt every day.
I got the same issue, but I solved it by building a desalination system at home. After the water is cleansed by the oyster, the water gets extracted leaving the salt behind which can be added to a new batch of fresh water. Saves me a few salt trips to the store.
The elctricity bill is a tad bit higher, but I plan to add wave generators to the oyster aquarium so I can extract power from there just by lowering and raising an inflated ball through the water line. Should also help disturbing any deposits in the tank
do the wave generators not need more electricity than the ball peoduces?
Im thinking of powering the wave generators with wood gas power, since Im already heating my house with wood fire I just need to starve the furnace of oxygen to make the gas appear. Mimor inconvenience with the added carbon monoxide and tar, but Im sure ill work it out
that sounds inconvient and inefficient to me. idk but couldn’t you use a sterling engine to prpduce electricity from the heat like on the exhaust pipe or put like a rotoe into it or something? idk if there are ready made products like that
A sterling engine are awesome so thats a big plus!
Is there a order limit? Because for undisclosed reasons I’m going to need a lot
I see you, circa 2010 BP!
Did the front fall off?
It’d be something if instead of flushing the toilet, an oyster could filter all that
Is that what the three seashells are?
Oh my god, after 30 years, this is it.
Three genetically enhanced oysters in their shells…
sounds like a scam! i bet if the water is too dirty the oyster is going to close and shut off the city’s water supply
(it was clams but i cannot tell the difference between the two so)
I tried dialing 800-OYSTER, but since it’s only 6 digits, no call was initiated. Guess I’m stuck with these 227 liters of water…
Just pay separate shipping and handling!
There’s always a catch 🎣.
ADD SEQUENCEI only have 226 L of water, can I borrow 1 pls?
Im sure if everyone spits into your tub one time we can get there
Ty god bless
They can be poisoned just the same as any other sea-creature, right? If the water is full of certain elements it will kill the oysters too, right?
neat 👍
Yeah… but it all goes in and out through one general purpose orifice 🤢
