Randomly hit the home button on my controller and saw this thing, not sure how long it’s been there. Man, I’m so fucking sad I didn’t upgrade to Windows 11 now 
Can’t even imagine what the fuck this thing would be supposed to do
Imagine if Windows 11 bakes AI hacks into their service, prompting every anti cheat in the world to ban all Windows players.
Assuming this thing would be a wallhack or something is vastly overestimating how useful it likely is
“With copilot you tell us what game you want to watch being played and copilot procedurally generates a boobilicious hot tub streamer who gently encourages you to self harm”
… the fuck?
MS clearly demonstrating they have zero clue what people want or why they do anything. I never thought they gave a shit about the users, but now it’s like they’re actively -trying- to push people away.
The button that gets you banned instantly by anticheat
I know what this is. The AI is essentially a backseat gamer
Allow me to give you some hints on DOOM [ENTER USERNAME HERE]: Shoot the cyberdemon for massive damage!
You only get one master ball, so use it on a rare and difficult to catch Pokemon like Fearow!
The idea is you ask it like ask it questions that should be answered with “skill issue” but are answered with slop instead. https://windowsforum.com/threads/windows-11-gaming-copilot-in-game-bar-privacy-performance-and-tips.386044/ This explains what it does and how to turn it off (as much as you can)
Oh wow, so Clippy can now steal the work of wiki volunteers to give me info without crediting them, gradually leading to a collapse of wikis in general to the point that Clippy has no use? Sure seems like a good model to me!
It constantly tells you what to do next like a rally co-driver, except it’s giving you wrong advice based on a game it just made up
Turns your game into one of those AI slop attempts at a game
Copolit just being Omochao.
“Ah, I see you’re playing Skyrim! Why don’t you use our innovative AI to help you? You don’t want to? Aww too bad, we’re so proud of this we’ll just force you to!”
“You just picked up a sword. A sword is this thing called a weapon and you can use it to attack! You’re so smart for finding this! If you want I can explain how to attack and block, do you want me to do that?”
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH
Copilot
Clip(py) Too
Ahh yes just what I wanted, the entirety of my operating system to become Clippy. Thanks microsoft!
nooo noo you are supposed to play like that jump 360 backflip into air and noscope them through the wall…noooooo you are playing it wrong let me show you how to play copilot takes over see this is how you play uhh what this one was a miss let me show you again wwhat what that guy is a hacker he cheats I will get him what do you mean give me back the control?? It’s my tur… I let me help me one last time… ha revenge! git got haha… banned I hope you enjoyed the copilot gaming experience copilot that will be 20 dollars for the month
sad I didn’t upgrade to Windows 11 now
Is that screenshot from Win 10? (or am I being too literal)
Yes, it’s the Windows Game Bar UI
Fuck sake, that’s so annoying, I figured you guys would be exempt from this shittery.
Someone close to me is on a win 11 box and has grown to hate windows in general with its stupid priorities and covert opt-in-by-default privacy invasions. But they’ve been paralyzed with anxiety about installing Linux and procrastinating on buying a new SSD to install it onto.
Anyway all of this oversharing is to say this post provoked me hard enough to spend hours finding a decent replacement drive to buy and give to this person so they can just get the fuck off their janky busted ass windows install.
So, thank you. You have my sympathy.
