The black teleport one. You rob a bank and then teleport away so you can’t be tracked? The means of escape is usually how they track you down. So, suddenly being able to teleport thousands of miles in a moment?

Also, it’d be really useful for interstellar stuff. You only need enough fuel, food, and air to go one way. Strap me onto the rocket to Mars! I’d even hop back with huge sacks of Mars rocks to give to NASA. We’ve figured out the trek to Mars, its the getting back that’s been the problem.

Red, can I also change each eye to a different colour?

Uhmmmm can I also teleport back from Albania? If so, then sure. I hate travelling so I never really go far, being able to go to Albania and back at the blink of an eye would be chill. Going for a nice lunch walk and then teleport back. Otherwise I’ll go with the eye colour I guess, the rest is useless.

If I could teleport other people into a Tool music video, this wins hands down.

Red. My eye colour already changes randomly, although less often and more subtly than it did when I was younger.

I’d love to be able to control it and confuse people.

australians rise up

Obviously I’m teleporting to Albania.

I can get a dog I can talk to with a translator app? Hell yeah

DOG. Always dogs. More dogs. I want to pet all the dog.

The Cantonese speaking dog is pretty cool. I like the Albania teleporting till I realized I need to get out of Albania

“Albanian Transporter” would be a pretty sick nickname of an assassin whose movements seem to defy the laws of physics.

There’s a lot of room for interpretation with purple, but 80 million people speak Cantonese. I would be a fool not to take it.

people dig green eyes.

ur telling me I can get a /home command and all I need to do is become Albanian?