Did you know that smart chastity belts have been hacked in the past?

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    1 year ago

    I’m not even worried about hacking. I’d be more concerned about the “legitimate” mandatory advertising direct to your brain!

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      1 year ago

      In accordance with our Acceptable User Policy, please wait while your opinions of our brand affiliates are adjusted…

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        1 year ago

        You can do that? I mean, actually yeah I do feel like a large big mac meal right now.

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      1 year ago

      Elon Musk directly into your brain in 2030:

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