Bit idea: Buy a bunch of IP and then cut all your staff and cancel all your projects in the name of quarterly profits.
Don’t forget to blame DEI for any quality issues.
It’s not the endless search for infinite profit growth that’s the problem, no, it’s because 1% of your companies workforce is those people
Homie of mine lost his IT cybersecurity job because of Embracer. I have sworn a grudge oath against them. When my game development powers hits Kojima-level, I’m going to make a villain that is just Embracer and the player will defeat them.
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[Insert sick heavy metal meets Eletronic battle OST here]
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There is has gotta be a part of the track where they play some obscure speech from Castro or some big dawg like that or something that goes straight into heavy drop of the second stage of the fight.
Not at all what you’re asking for, but kinda related: Alabama 3 sampled a Jim Jones’ speech for their song Mao Tse Tung Said and I think it’s pretty good. It gives a sort of “fire and brimstone” vibe that can get me hype at times. I’ve ever been able to find out if alabama 3 sucks or not, but it hits my nostalgia receptors because my dad would blast them all the time lol. The vocalists voice is kinda goofy though
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I didn’t even know Alabama 3 was a thing until right now. They don’t sound too bad in my book. Sounds like a Jet Set Radio track, and I mean that in a good way.
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So, basically EA in overdrive
Wonderful
when Internet open standards bloomed Microsoft maintained their monopoly via a process they called “embrace, extend, and entinguish”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish
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I’m never going to forgive you for linking this to me, because it let me know they’re making a
“Well, THAT just happened!”
Transformers animated movie, due out in three weeks.
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Oh no, it’s a
M O V I E !
It’s from the brilliant mind that brought us Toy Story 4, a film that definitely needed to be made.
(also that opening theme song FUCKS, holy shit)
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dont worry everyone here we have the smartest
to give their invaluable analysis!cw: G*merism (transphobia, misogyny, etc.)
I choose to believe they’re referencing a heretofore unknown Leisure Suit Larry/Tomb Raider game
~i kinda want it~
Good news! We’re funding your dream game and buying your studio!
Bad news! We don’t know what the fuck we’re doing and are spending too much money! You’re all fired!
Deus Ex deserved better. What a rotten way to die.
What a shame. lipsmack
