This choad is as dumb as he is gross.Eww, I saw them play the clip on Majority Report, of him telling that story… I didn’t know he was talking about meeting his current wife while he was already fucking married!
Fucking garbage human being
So he didn’t get caught up in some unforeseen steamy romance (which still doesn’t excuse it)… He literally disabled her vehicle to coerce her into getting in his car so he could hit on her and cheat on his wife.
Yah… These are the woman those ads are targeting… The ones with asshole husbands that have no regard for their opinion
All this to a coworker
You know what gets the girls going? Death threats. Like use a gun and drug them. Works every time.
“Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you…?”
Hahaha, new wife!
Did you write that in the voice of Borat? Because i read that in the voice of Borat.
It is now and I love it.
👍 NIIIIIIIICE!
lololololol
Got this in the mail today:
And while some may claim that “both sides are doing this”, the message coming from Democrats versus Republicans shows a stark difference. One is a political violence threat, the other is a reassurance that abusive husbands like Jesse Watters won’t know who you actually voted for.
I’m honestly surprised Republicans are doing this unless it’s extremely targeted.
Increasing voter turnout generally works against them.
I don’t know about extremely targeted, but… Tallahasee? They’re probably safe there.
That’s the return address. They mailed it to someone in Orlando, which is a bluer area of the state.
(Although Tallahassee is actually a more blue area as well.)
Good catch. In my haste to be mad at Florida as a state, I overlooked that.
Ah but it’s also a threat to known democrats. “If we know you’re progressive, we know you voted”. I definitely feel threatened by it. Still gonna vote, I won’t be swayed or scared off.
Yeah. I did about fifty hand written postcards to people in a battleground state with that “who you voted for is secret” message. I didn’t add a binoculars drawing to it.
There is a lot of that shit this year. How do I make it so the assholes sending this cannot contact me ever again? I am sick of this.
What the fuck. It’s a threat ! it’s an actual threat !
The conjecture is that women of a certain age are voting Harris, because they remember what happened before Roe. Doofus thinks that’s unfair.
When the woman’s choices are between “I’m with her” or “I’m with herpes,” what do the maga men expect?
Bro just basically admitting his relationship is abusive on tv.
He’s the same guy that said he deflated his now wife’s tires so she’d need a ride from him (he was married to his first wife at the time), he’d later walk back that it was a joke after too many people heard it. https://people.com/politics/jesse-watters-addresses-viral-story-about-deflating-now-wife-tires/
Bro?
Bro.
Bruh…
Bro!
Pulling the lever for Trump is like hitting yourself in the balls with a sledgehammer.
…relevant username?
I wonder what his wife thinks about that.
She thinks whatever she is instructed to think. That’s why she’s still married to a fascist.
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Says the guy who’s wife has definitely had an affair already
Wouldn’t be the first time
At the close of the segment, Watters offered his own humorous take, speaking about his wife Emma DiGiovine, a relationship which he admitted in 2018 began as an affair while he was married to his first wife Noelle Inguagiato and DiGiovine was a producer on his show. The affair prompted Inguagiato to file for divorce.
Same guy who said voting for Harris makes you trans? Or was that a different FOX guy?
Yes your honor. This fuck right here.
“It’s not the party of virtue, security — it’s not the party of strength — it’s definitely not the party of family. And to be a man and then vote for a woman just because she’s a woman is either childish — that person has mommy issues — or they are just trying to be accepted by other women,” Watters said. “I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”
To their credit, Watters’ three female co-hosts on The Five made their displeasure with his statements known, only to be shut down by former wrestler and alleged sexual harasser Tyrus.
“He quoted a scientist,” Tyrus interjected.
I know we’re not supposed to patronize or insult the poor fascists, but good lord the right wing is stupid.
“I heard the scientists say the other day…"
The scientists? The Scientists?! Were they at The Place doing The Thing? Do The Scientists also have a black friend? That we don’t know because they go to school in Canada?
Andrea Dworkin would’ve had a field day with that entire exchange
Watters’ claim that if his wife were to secretly vote for Democratic nominee Kamala Harris he would see it as “the same thing as having an affair.”
How does this guy’s brain work? This doesn’t even make sense.
His brain works like this: I want XYZ thing, you belong to me so if you choose abc thing then you’re violating our relationship where I control you.
He’ll only let Trump cuck him; not Harris.
It’s the “same thing” in the sense that they both already happened.
Having an affair with a nice stable person is fine if your husband is an abusive piece of shit that is destroying your family and home.
I hope bro’s wife leaves him. Just for the laughs
Hope she serves him the papers on Election Day.
Tell me you’re an abusive spouse without telling me you’re an abusive spouse
What a sad little man
And it sounds like he’s already having an affair. With Trump.
That’s like six kinds of fucked up.
I’m sure she’s already pulling other cranks there Jesse boy…
Well that’s settled… he’s a closet democrat
