E: Da Rules
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The teleportation can only be used to move you.
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Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.
One way or round trip? That makes a big difference…
Right next to Vladimir Putin. Only wish I carried a gun or knife or something but we’re about to find out if an obese middle aged man can strangle to death an elderly Russian. Actually, let’s make it interesting, drop me maybe 10-15 ft above his head.
I know there are probably better things or at least less suicidal things i could do but it’s a chance to give my life meaning and the best I could think of.
The centre of the earth would be interesting but will save this for my death bed.
I’ll go to The Trackless Wastes of Sparsis.
I think I left my pen there.
So the ISS would probably be the coolest place I could go to but first I’d open up a GPS app on my phone and also set the camera recording so that it could potentially gather interesting data about the teleportation.
do i keep my momentum after i have teleported?
You might find yourself flying 1,670 km/h upwards into the sky
Teleporting home from work would be pretty useful.
Even if it’s a one time thing
The US house of representatives, just to say “I bring a dire warning from the future”
(they don’t realize you mean Brazilian time zone)
Are you sure I can’t save it in case I need to get out of the Backrooms some day?
Shit, I would use it to teleport into the backrooms. Finally some peace and quiet!
If we teleport to a moving object, can we equalize speeds in relation to it instead of our current reference? If yes, ISS - good luck getting me outta there! If no, I’ll mumble “Shenzh/gen” and see if I end up in China or Luxembourg.
Teleport myself into Putin to do the world a favour
Imagine being the one who has to explain that Putin died when another person burst forth from his body like an alien.
“Look, nobody’s going to believe I just materialized here as opposed to evading your security check. How about we work together on getting out of here by blaming Gerasimov or Shoigu?”
Would it be like a chest burster alien, or more like what Neo did to Agent Smith?
The Fly.
Asking the important questions!
People would assume you used some sort of weird explosive
to an alternate universe where magic is real and big titty anime girls want to form a party with me.
So, you want to be an isekai protagonist. Understandable, me too!
I chose this dude’s spawnpoint
OP’s mom? Classic choice
I also chose this guy’s wife.
The toilet. Those stairs are high, you know?
telefrag.
Select target
To the fridge. For a beer.
