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minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-22 个月前…to stay alive, naturally. Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan. Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 个月前Because Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前why don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?
Why is he eating it then?
…to stay alive, naturally.
Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan.
Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.
Because Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
Rare Exports vibe
Why do Catholics eat Jesus?
why don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?