Everyone else “Yay they gave us exactly what we wanted, and a nice normal name too!” 
Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad they didn’t do an Xbox and call it something confusing, but I was hoping this console could have it’s own identity.
I’m happy for a more powerful Switch, it sounds neat. Still, I kinda was hoping for something more… Nintendo weird.
Okay maybe I’m just mad because I was hoping after the Nintendo Switch that we’d be getting a Nintendo Dom and a Nintendo Sub
Look, if Nintendo didn’t want to make a system called Nintendo Dom, why did they make Bowser so horny
he DOES have a lot of horns…and bondage gear…oh fuck