or if any of y’all wanna chat, I got heeeeellllla time on my hands
here because aliens tried to bum fuck me (no questions about got why im in here allowed)
Play balatro
Or stardew valley
Thank me later
I once got 46 pages into an erotic STNG fan fiction thing. It’s one s x scene away from being done. I’ve been told it’s very hot, and that is very confusing. It also features brief interludes with a panel hosted by Canadian hockey legend Don Cherry, Mario Lopez, and Kristen Whig for some reason.
I can send it to you and you can finish it for me.
here because aliens tried to bum fuck me
All I could think of 🤣
My thoughts exactly 😂
If you really have time, find a research project on Zooniverse and help out.
Good luck! Hope you get better soon. Have a blurry photo of a cat for companionship.
Maybe that worked. I’m not so good with uploading in comments.
fuck yeah, thank you
tell the kitty I said hi please
She did the slow squish eye blink, so pretty sure she is happy with the hello!
wooooo!!!
best thing to happen to me all day
Try reading manga using kotatsu. You lose nothing, very simple to get started, should be fun
If you’ve already done the daily wordle you could try sedecordle. It’s sixteen wordles at once!
I forgot those existed
You can download a stop animation app to your phone and then make a little movie with whatever you have on you hospital table.
You’re welcome.
if you do this (and i sincerely hope you do): please post what you come up with.
Is your bum going to be salvageable?
I was so confused, I forgot what I said I was in for
yeah, it’ll be alright I think
What is your funniest story as a Tire and Lube tech?
Pick up a new language. A whole language in the course of a normal hospital stage is not really plausible, so narrow the goals. Like only learn how to swear in another language, say. Or learn how to say all the sexual acts you can think of in another language fluently.
This is what Steam Deck is for.
not everyone has $500 to drop on a game console
You mentioned having your phone in a another comment, so I’ll suggest you look into emulation. SNES and Gameboy (various generations) work pretty well if you can get used to not having physical buttons.
here because aliens tried to bum fuck me (no questions about got why im in here allowed)
- So, um, how’s it going?
- What would you normally be doing right now?
- What hobbies do you have?
- How long are you going to be the hospital?
- Any cute nurses you can throw my way?
Read a book!
There’s a dailygames community.
ETA- i think there’s a random Wikipedia community.
Check out the AFIs to 100 movies.
Learn a skill- duolingo or ukelele.
Lean about blackjack or craps and play online for free.
Build a model.
