szmer
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

If I let the dip spoil, is it considered hummuscide?

message-square
message-square
3
fedilink
45
message-square

If I let the dip spoil, is it considered hummuscide?

KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
message-square
3
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    4 months ago

    yup you gonna end up in Guactanamo

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    4 months ago

    It’s not dead, we just sent it upstate to live in some Ranch.

  • 5parky@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    4 months ago

    If you fry it do you falafel?

Dad Jokes@lemmy.world

dadjokes@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !dadjokes@lemmy.world

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

  • Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
  • Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
  • Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
  • Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 193 users / day
  • 486 users / week
  • 2.38K users / month
  • 6.38K users / 6 months
  • 10 local subscribers
  • 19.9K subscribers
  • 1.38K Posts
  • 6.51K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • loopy@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.6
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org