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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days ago

I hope i don't get downvoted for this

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I hope i don't get downvoted for this

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days ago
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    I always feel silly to be such a vanilla romantic. I don’t need much more than a snuggle and a little poop on my chest.

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        Sure, sure. Catch it, if that’s what you’re in to.

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      It’s the simple pleasures.

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      Ah, a Cleveland Steamer afficionado

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    Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?

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      deer god

      deer god

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        Did you just have this on hand, waiting for the perfect moment to deploy it?

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          I typed “deer god” into google

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            Well I just saved it to deploy anytime I see “deer god” from now on.

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              1000087586

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            And when he came by, just snapped a photo?

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        What eldritch horror have u shown me

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          deer god.

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        I suppose that’s what I get for commenting first thing in the morning! No point fixing it now, it’s too funny.

        I may just start writing “Deer god” anyways because that is so majestic.

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UYg16RNY-I

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      Deer God: what

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          Masterpiece

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          aww this looked so much funnier when I thought the flap over the face was a beak, the face was a malformed turkey wattle, and the ear a mostly lidded eye. Looks like such a derpy bird that way, but nooo it has to be a human face!

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            That is the Forest Spirit from the movie Princess Mononoke. Wonderful movie if you haven’t seen it! Watches more like a Disney movie than an anime.

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              Imo comparing it to a Disney movie is even a bit disrespectful to that masterpiece of animated cinema. I do get what you mean. But it just has so much more heart.

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              Tangent: Who is the protagonist in that film?

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                Nobody. The film is about balance. Ashitaka spends the entire time trying to get better perspective and ask everyone to calm down.

                Sen is stuck between worlds. Ashitaka is dragged into conflict.

                Even Lady Eboshi is highly nuanced, caring for people and defending her clan, but she comes to a different belief about nature in the end.

                The only baddie in my eyes was the emissary to the daimyo (or Lord, can’t recall), and he was just serving his master.

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                  Well done!

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                  I think Eboshi is actually evil, but she’s charismatically evil so it comes off different.

                  She allows her own people to be bombed, she abandons the wounded from her caravan, and she’s effectively tricked the lepers into working to death for her. She could have given up on the forest spirit many times, but left irontown under siege so she could have a chance at killing a god.

                  She only cares about her people so long as they’re empowering her. She listened to Ashitaka talk balance but the minute he went to enforce it, she tried to kill him.

                  Every time she apologizes and says she will do better, and people forgive her, but she doesn’t actually change her ways.

                  I think this is why Ashitaka ultimately stays in the town - To basically keep her on the path and to her word. (I don’t recall if he literally says that)

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      Yeah, being into feet isn’t inherently bad. But foot fetishists are always so damn creepy about it.

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        Toupee fallacy

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          Sure, but you won’t get guys at a bar trying to lure you onto pissing in their mouth or exchange Cleveland steamers. But most women have had a guy go straight to “nice toes”

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    honestly I’m just glad I don’t have a shit fetish

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      So many possibilities just flushed down the toilet…

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        Oh well. There they go. A shame I guess.

        Anyway.

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      The duality of man.

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      https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sonics-dirty-feet

      You’re welcome… I think?

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    A drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog praying in a grassy plains, with text saying "Thank you God for not making me attracted" followed by text that has been scribbled out

    (i am asexual)

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      It feels like a blessing almost always.

      When it doesnt is when someone wants nothing more than to fuck you and you’re like neat. Want to cuddle after I get you off? Because this dick ain’t budging lmfao

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    I think I just have a woman fetish. I’ve had “oh damn” moments with various body parts on different women over the years. Feet, hands, decolletage, ears, eyebrows… all sorts.

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      deviant

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    Kids. Thank god I’m not attracted to kids. Or animals. Anything else is fair game. Feet attached to a consenting adult are fine. Don’t see the big deal. I like to spit-shine the rusty sheriff’s badge, so why the fuck would I care if someone likes a boring regular appendage like a foot? 🤷‍

    Unless there’s some angle to this non-foot people don’t understand? Like, maybe being turned on by feet is comorbid with an uncontrollable need to blast rope over any uncovered foot you see? Now that would suck.

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      I’m trying real hard to figure what a rusty sheriff badge is an allegory for

      … OH

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        Tongue-punching the fart box

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        Chocolate starfish, leather cheerio, balloon knot.

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          I don’t know what a cheerio is but the others I can see. Thanks for clarifying

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            They’re great for breakfast!

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              This looks like what I would call a beignet, and indeed I can see the resemblance with the sheriff’s badge

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    “I am a man that’s made of meat, While you’re on the internet, looking at feet”

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      “I’m subscribed to your mom’s OnlyFans
      I spent five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy giblets”

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    I kinda would rather be attracted to feet, if I’m honest.

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      It seems pretty great. There are a lot of cute people out in public with their feet visible, and if you stare at their feet, they’ll just think you’re shy.

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      I’d rather stay exactly the same tbh

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      it’s certainly cheaper

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      I oscillate between wishing I was attracted to basically everyone with every possible kink (outside of the unethical options) and no attraction at all.

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        Hot take: pansexual people are better off than people with a specific genital fetish.

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          I’m bi (specifically polysexual, but that gets confusing because its less well known and I’m also polyamorous) and my attraction to specific genitals is roughly equal to body morphology and a cute face’s importance, but I’m simply way less less picky about them.

          I wish I was just as non-picky about the body morphology and cute faces. My romantic life would probably have been way more fulfilling at this point if that had been the case.

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    Not a foot fetishist, eh?

    But you did post a Sonic meme… sideyes

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      When I think fetishistic Sonic content, I think inflation and not feet.

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    Fella haven’t seen pretty feet yet.

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      As a non-foot guy, I’m curious what you think would turn me

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    When I was born, god gave me a choice.

    I said, “I’ll take the Autism, please.”

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      I couldn’t decide between 'tism and ADHD, god got frustrated of me and gave a bit of both. I wish I had known foot fetish was a choice (didn’t read through the list, obviously).

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        was too ADHD to read the list 😔

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    Also all the shit the sonic freaks are into.

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        Surprisingly Sonic isn’t pregnant here.

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          yet

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    People so ready to kink shame feet. Just wait some shawty gonna open your mind one day

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      See, guys who find it weird only do cuz their own feet are nasty, n let’s be real men’s feet are pretty nasty. You ain’t trynna look at no man’s asscheeks, but I don’t hear no1 saying liking women with a fat arse is weird.

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        let’s be real men’s feet are pretty nasty

        Yo, check out ballerina feet.

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          Nice try. We’re not checking anyone’s feet out bro

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      It’s jealousy dog. Attractive women don’t go letting everybody see their boobs and butt for no reason. Is a trip to a public pool just like an unyielding, diamond hard erection for you people?

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        A foot fetish sort of works its way into your brain over time. The synapses for feet and sexual attraction are extremely close to each other, so when you do things like, hold someone’s feet during sex, or give them a foot rub during foreplay, there’s a chance your brain may start making that connection that feet are an erotic thing. For me, it started after being married for a few years, and she just sort of flexed her toes during sex in such a way that it gave me goosebumps, in a good way. Granted I’d been giving her foot rubs for a few years by that point…but oh…my god. When it clicked that it was a turn on for me, it was a game changer.

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          I can understand that. You might want to look up what the definition of a synapse is, but honest questioner seeking real answers in your area: your crush, presuming no ethical, or moral complications, would you rather she A: let you give her a 5-minute foot massage with oil, or B: show you her bare breasts from six feet away. Defend your answer with citations as necessary. I understand what a kink is, but being a boring vanilla, if choosing one precluded the possibility of the other possibility forever, the choice is obvious for me.

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