• Fourth@mander.xyz
    11·
    1 hour ago

    I wonder what he would say if you told him that it’s on him and must be in his blood too since he sired you.

  • MML@sh.itjust.works
    2·
    27 minutes ago

    It’ll all be over quickly, after all time flies when you’re a fag, can I get that on a hoodie?

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
    4·
    1 hour ago

    The obvious answer is to invite over the biggest, burliest bear you can imagine, get him to befriend your dad and make your dad think you’ve finally made a “real man” friend, and then fuck the bear in the ass in front of dad. Assert dominance. Are you a faggot? Absolutely. Faggots can dominate the manliest of men.

  • blackstampede@sh.itjust.works
    11·
    3 hours ago

    I haven’t been called a faggot before, but when I’ve been insulted in this sort of casual, out-of-nowhere way, I’ve found that responding with “go fuck yourself” in a calm tone of voice and then continuing my conversation to be effective.

  • magnetosphere@fedia.io
    24·
    4 hours ago

    I love how asshole parents assume their health will always be okay, and they’ll never need any kind of home care or a place to live. BURNING BRIDGES IS MORE IMPORTANT!

  • glorkon@lemmy.world
    28·
    4 hours ago

    If you’re in a situation like anon, get out of there as soon as you can. Always remember these moments. When your dad gets old and needs your help, tell him “only f*****s need their sons to do stuff for them”.

  • 58008@lemmy.worldEnglish
    39·
    5 hours ago

    Homophobe father deserves a Nobel Prize if his proposed sexuality-based time dilation is reproducible under lab conditions.

    • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      1·
      4 hours ago

      Can the world move to FST until drumph, poutine, and bibi are in hell? That would be sweet. We can change back after, or not, both are good.

  • lobut@lemmy.ca
    192·
    6 hours ago

    According to the right-wing, “oh what, you wanna outlaw comedy now? it’s just a joke you snowflake!”

    If you’re not offended by the father’s comments, just change the offending word to whatever you are. If you think nothing’s wrong with it, it could be worth learning why

    I got picked on a lot as a kid. What it did was make me hyper sensitive to other people’s insecurities. I would see you and think: weight, race, bad at school, has a crush on X. I’d memorize it and put it in my back pocket and just dig at someone when they’d take a shot at me. It was a horribly daunting way to live because you’re never really enjoying the moment.

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
      41·
      4 hours ago

      If it had been a joke the father could have said something like “Time flies when you’re a fairy”.

      I know that wasn’t your point, but your first line made me realize that. It’s still fucked up, but if you have a good relationship and know what the person is ok with that could absolutely be mistaken for a bad joke. Instead he just said something idiotic.

      I don’t participate (feels kind of gross), but I’ve seen people joke with each other using slurs about the other. But I’m not the language police I’m not going to tell people what they can and can’t say. This wasn’t even something that could accidentally be mistaken as a joke. This was just someone looking for a way to respond with a slur.

      • lobut@lemmy.ca
        2·
        3 hours ago

        I agree with the banter with others. I do it with my friends. The thing is this … it has to go both ways and if they can’t jab back I usually give them a smile/hug and make sure they know I’m being a jerk. Like, they should be smiling after I take a jab at them.

  • mastod0n@lemmy.world
    211·
    8 hours ago

    I’m not saying you should break your dad’s nose but standing up to him like the kind of (toxic?) man he would accept would probably change his attitude.