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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Can you share

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

    Offers of reciprocation also don’t earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

    • ma1w4re@lemmy.zip
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      Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅

    • ddplf
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      Can you elaborate? I don’t see why these wouldn’t work

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    • Bend over
    • Relax
    • Don’t say “Ahh” or “Uhh”. If you must vocalize, “hnngth” is acceptable.
    • answersplease77@lemmy.world
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      what about “Hummmmmph” followed by “Heeheee” ?

      • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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        Only if you ejaculate between.

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      “BULLSEYE!”

      • ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world
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        “Great shot kid, that was one in a million!”

  • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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    The correct answer is two fingers. Hope this helps.

    • waldo_was_here@piefed.social
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      Best one to start the day ,thanks

  • Cryan24@lemmy.world
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    Push back on the doctors fingers and send flowers after…

  • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Hopefully it’s “negative”

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Practice, practice, practice.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

    ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      Once your finger is inside

      fist

  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I once leaked

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      Did they plug the leak?

  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Chili is the only preparation you need.

  • huquad@lemmy.ml
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    Doctor, I don’t feel a ring on that finger

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    “YEEEEESSSSS!!!”

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    Practice to clench so hard that the doctor’s finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

  • Nikls94@lemmy.world
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    When the doctor says “how did it feel” just say “a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick”

  • cley_faye@lemmy.world
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    The best way to go is a some “a”, a few “o”, a long string of “m”, and write “oh yeah” in the last question.

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