There’s no such thing as an original thought.
Wow, that’s true! Did you come up with that?
It can’t be empirically proven that I didn’t.
There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible.
He asked if I came up with it, not if I was the first to come up with it.
I never saw that Mark Twain quote.
You could have heard it, through.
Pretty sure airplanes and spaceships never existed under the sun until fairly recently.
Tbf airplanes and spaceship care objects, not ideas. There are plenty of accounts throughout history of people wanting to fly or reach up to the heavens.
You mean they were IN the sun before?! How the fuck did we get them out of there???
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon
I posted about this exact quote like last week
“In a rich man’s house there is no where to spit but in his face”
What do call an ork wearing jeans?
Fashionable
Elon Musk? 🤷
Bruh. Why you gotta do Orks dirty like that.
It’s called cooking
Jorking it requires no ingredients (that I do not already possess) and is therefore free.
Since when did “jerking off” become “jorking it”? My autocorrect doesn’t even recognize the word “jorking”.
It makes me imagine the Swedish Chef masturbating.
erm gerting hörnie, term tö jorken my körken
sometimes i go to the olive garden and order coffee and ask them to keep me full of breadsticks. it’s cheap as hell and i think i ate 2000 calories of breadsticks last time.
LMAO You are the worst kind of customer. As a former server, I absolutely hate people like you. Especially since the restaurant expects customers to subside their income.
I hope you at least tipped the guy $10-15 minimum for the effort of running breadsticks back and forth for you for $3/hr.
25 actually. i’m not an asshole. also they’re paid 15 minimum before tips in my state. thanks for the judgement on something you actually know nothing personally about.
Fuck restaurants for under paying like that.
But also fuck off, the only thing worse then A conman as an idiot who willingly let’s themself get conned while full well knowing it’s a con.
Fuck your tip. Unionize or shut up.
Whats called cooking? When you jork your food?
CHICKEN JORKY
Just lob some Maki and a few Nigiri in a pot with half water, salt and a bit of olive oil. Boil for at least 15 minutes.
Punk, est. 403 BC.
Have… You tried ordering sushi??
He reincarnated!?
Milk.
It’s cheap af and fairly well balanced. Don’t do this if you’re lactose intolerant, though.
As a lactose intolerant person, my solution is peanut butter. Just fucking full spoons of the stuff. Probably not for everyone, and is a bit high in fat and low on carbs in extremis, but it’s decently balanced all things considered and requires very little effort while remaining quite cost-effective.
Definitely gonna need some water on hand, though.
I’d rather just eat a can of beans. Preferably with rice, but I can do without.
Certainly not mutually exclusive. As a man in his 20s who is both lazy and bad at cooking, rice, beans, and peanut butter could comfortably be called the Triumvirate of my diet lol.
Boydinner.
Lactose free milk exists
Dilute yogurt in water to get homemade lactose-less milk.
Fucking love yoghurt drink especially when it’s a bit tangy add a spoon of vinegar and you are set, chef’s kiss 😘
Bet Diogenes never had a Diet Pepsi though
Chewing gum tho. The act of chewing makes you less hungry
