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      Not even in the Apocrypha, in Acts 12 they voted to replace Judas with Matthias. And then later in 1st Corinthians 15, Paul claimed to be an apostle. So, not even counting the apocrypha, at best Kirk would be the 15th.

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      Imagine if you were a comedian, really committed to your bit, posing as maga long-term and rolling out a glorious burn linking kirk to judas and everyone just takes your statement at face value. Nehls is a misunderstood comedic genius!

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    You know who believed in empathy? Jesus.

    You know who would have given Charlie Kirk the side eye for saying it was a made up concept? Jesus.

    You know who would have flipped a fucking table if he saw people profiting from his name while saying shit like “empathy is made up”? Jesus.

    Would Jesus love Charlie Kirk? Of course, he loves everyone regardless of their sins.

    Would Jesus have liked Charlie Kirk? That’s very debatable. Prove me wrong 🙏

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    Kirk would not have given up his worldly possessions to follow Jesus. He also would not have followed the other instructions.

    Troy Nehls is an idiot who should be removed from office. All republicans should be removed from office.

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      What is so ironic about that stupid pic + caption that I’ve seen so many idiots flaunting…that’s a pic when he DID actually surrender, LOL.

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    If Kirk were a disciple instead of selling him to the Romans they would have bussed in radicals to try to violently overturn the brown guy as son of god.

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    He actually had 14 that were specifically mentioned by name in the Bible.

    So, once again, the Christians* don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.

    Or, as would be obvious to a real Christian -they are followers of the antichrist and blaspheming the name of Jesus with every act the claim to do in his name.

    PS. I am of no religion or faith. I just like to read.

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      Some of them may have been known by more than one name. Like Simon who they called “Rock” (Peter).

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        Yes. Those are one person.

        There are 14 individual persons (some having different names, like Simon peter, Saul Paul) named by name (and an assumed number greater than that since the letters of the gospels specifically also mention 'and the rest of the apostles")

        https://www.biblelists.com/apostles/