troybot [he/him]@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThey recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.midwest.socialexternal-linkmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1279arrow-down17
arrow-up1272arrow-down1external-linkThey recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.midwest.socialtroybot [he/him]@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·1 month agoThey’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
minus-squaremushroommunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoI would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
minus-squareeatCasserole@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoI never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
minus-squareHowAbt2day@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.
minus-squareGhyste@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoJust boil the allergies out of it, then. It’s that simple.
minus-squarejustsomeguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThe man said become ungovernable!
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoWhat powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoYou get the power of world’s fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up34·1 month agoHow did I forget about the mantis shrimp!? Also:
minus-squarescytale@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoI thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan.
minus-squareJesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoCenturii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoif it’s a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook
minus-squaretroybot [he/him]@midwest.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoYou’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS
They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
I would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.
Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It’s that simple.
The man said become ungovernable!
What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
You get the power of world’s fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ
How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!?
Also:
I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan.
Centurii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic
if it’s a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook
You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS