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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前
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  • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml
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    Sissification

    • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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      And trying to resist? Sissifishian.

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    Chat is this real?

    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      I only know that there’s a species of fish where the largest in the group is the female and if she dies one of the other group members will change sex into female and take her place. Sounds reasonable that there’s a species with the opposite.

      Edit: don’t clown fish do that? So Nemo’s dad ought to be his mom.

      • NowThatsWhatICallDadRock@slrpnk.net
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        Nemo’s dad becomes his mom AND girlfriend

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          How am I supposed to explain that to my kids

          • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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            I’m sure there’s a video on PornHub

            • Muad'dib@sopuli.xyz
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              Naw fam that shit is on Deviantart

              • zedgeist@lemmy.world
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                For some reason, I can only ever read that site name as Devian Tart.

      • EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world
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        Interestingly enough … the Cuban slang for “gay” is the same word we use to describe one of these gender changing fish

        “Cherna” … while more light heated than the English F word, it’s still a derogatory term so please don’t use it on your friends.

        Actually now that I think about it, this is how it’s most commonly used … Straight males sling it to their other straight male friends.

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        Actually 🤓 Nemo’s dad should’ve turned into his wife.

      • elucubra@sopuli.xyz
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        A trans clown?

        • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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          {unzips}
          I need more detail. Lots more detail. Is the clown costume tight and bulging? I need it to be bulging. MORE DETAIL!!!

          • mapleseedfall@lemmy.world
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            Sure its tight as fuck and bulging in all the right space. You could see some places the seam is starting to give out.

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      Plausible

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequential_hermaphroditism

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      In some species, females are generally larger than males (which is true for a lot of different animals). But I don’t know a thing about hermaphrodite fishes.

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        Ecologist here. Some fish are selectively hermaphroditic because one of the sexes is the limiting factor for reproduction. Sometimes it’s males that turn into females. Sometimes its the other way around. For each species, It all depends on what niche limiting factors sex services.

        For instance, a group of male fish might only have one female because their species found it best to have one “queen” and many soldiers.

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      Life, uh, finds a way

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    Noooo!! my 2 genderinos!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Betta male.

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    This is the maga dream, as long as the smaller ones still have penises.

    That isn’t a joke, they really want that.

    • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      Pretty sure a lot of them are transphobic lol

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        They also seem to crash grindr at every convention despite historically railing against homosexuality at every opportunity.

        There tends to be a massive difference between what they say and what they want/do.

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          For gay men, having sex with men is a sexuality. For conservatives, it’s a fetish.

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        Yeah but ask yourself why.

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    Just like in prison

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      Hahahahahah! Rape is funny!

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        So is murder, theft, lying, death etc when it’s being told in a joke to an accepting audience.

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          Sure, but there still needs to be a joke

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            People don’t literally turn into female fish when getting sexually assaulted in prison. Implying they do was the joke.

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              Yes, the joke is that being raped makes you a woman. Not very funny imo.

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                If you deconstruct 90% of jokes with any crude aspect, they tend to turn out like that.

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              You definitely haven’t been to prison.

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                Did they finally add that feature?

          • That Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            the joke is my life.

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        and also, being raped makes you a woman. this is so funny and totally not misogynistic

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      Ehh i dont think youre saying this with bad intentions, this is probably something which would work better with close friends or an audience who knows your humor tho

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      It’s why they often say “fresh fish” in prison

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        People always assume the worst about seafood lovers in prison. Sorry I look forward to Fish Fry Friday. Can’t I have that much?

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    and in Bb for the fucking clarinettists of course

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    Kinda like the cucks who go down to Mar a Largo to bow before the liar president.

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