“Are you a guy or a girl?”

“Dwarf.”

“No, no, I mean, what do you prefer?”

“Mining.”

“No, I mean, what’s in your pants?”

“A pickaxe.”

One exception: If I’m playing as a dwarf, he has to be male and have a great beard. Otherwise, what’s the point? Unless lady dwarfs have beards in this setting, then I’m doing that.

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Truly the modern, non-authorized version of Satoru Iwata fixing up Gen 2’s code so well, they could fit the entire Kanto region in the game.

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The guy was That Guy who was all like “How come elves who can live thousands of years have the same level of experience as humans whose bodies are only able for about 50 years”, or “how come everyone is an adventurer”, or “how is it that there’s almost no racism in a world based on medieval Europe”, and then made an age-based level system, a job system where 95% of them are pointless, and a racism system where there’s only three races that are not “kill anyone else on sight” in the entire game, without any thought as to how this would work as a game.

There’s so many things in that series I choose to believe are canon.

I wonder if his true form, while he was alive, was like Mr. House’s true form from Fallout New Vegas.

I’ve seen them call GTA VI “forced diversity”. Please explain how Latino characters in South Florida are forced.

I miss the old design for Noise Marines, back when they had colorful Mohawks and wielded electric guitars.

Did anyone actually start to feel entitled from participation trophies or is that something boomers made up? All they gave me was low self esteem and an inability to believe any praise I’m given, because I think people are telling me that just because they’re supposed to.

See, this is why we need UlyssesT. There were very few Star Citizen posts while he was gone.

Of all things to complain about in OSRS, this is the thing gamers are complaining about?

There does seem to be something in Shonen stuff in particular, where the characters are basically adults in appearance and activity, but because they feel the need to make them relatable to kids somehow, they just say they’re under 18, even though nothing suggests they are. Maybe they shoehorn them being at school a few times, but they don’t do any school stuff ever like go to class or do homework.

How is Star Citizen even still a thing when Elite Dangerous has existed for years now?

A whole bunch of nothing between some points of interest? So unintentionally accurate to what space is like!

If it has Wario in it, it’s worth it.

(Please do not say Wario: Master of Disguise)

The Wario Land series are some of the best platformers ever. We still have Pizza Tower and Antonblast though.

Blasting this outside of a Trump campaign office if he loses.

After an hour, Wario will say “sorry” and then stop, as if even he realized how annoying this got.