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Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works to Crappy Design@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 days ago

If you were in a car would you know what accident to do?

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If you were in a car would you know what accident to do?

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Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works to Crappy Design@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 days ago
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  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    If you car Would you what
    were in a car know what
    accident to do?

    • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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      You wouldn’t car a download

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        🏴‍☠️ like hell I wouldn’t

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I’m pretty sure that I’ve downloaded more cars for GTA 4 and Cyberpunk 2077 than I’ve physically been in 🤷

  • morto@piefed.social
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    I only make happy little accidents

    bob ross painting

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Uh… Piss pants?

    • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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      Unplanned pregnancy?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        You win. That’s a way better accident to have in a car.

        • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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          It’s also a fun story to tell the child.

  • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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    !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

    • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Thanks!
      That’s the comm I was initially going to post to, but I couldn’t recall the name…subscribed! and x-posted.

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    Hmmm, I choose piss myself!

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    No. I’m very indecisive about my accidents.

  • Lampadaire_raclette@jlai.lu
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    Car what accident to do?

    • casmael@mander.xyz
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      But who was phone?!

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        carphone

  • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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    Sometimes you know.

    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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      If you car.

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    If you got a job as a graphic designer would you know what to do?

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      If you got a job as a would you know what graphic designer to do?

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      deleted by creator

  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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    I’d do the no-accident-kind. Duh!

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      So… fraud? I like that in a person.

      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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        I wouldn’t exactly state this as my main intention, but…if it would happen. As a by-product. Well

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        Mkay, Mr Trump.

  • xxce2AAb@feddit.dk
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    “Uh, no. I guess not.”

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    It’s rude to call people accidents, even if it’s often true. :)

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    If I knew then it’d be on purpose

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    Fender bender sounds like gender bender therefore I have to assume they’re similar and related, so I guess if I were going to be a vehicular outlaw I’d do that. Oh honey, your fender is bent I guess it’s not as straight as you had always assumed.

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    yup I’ve always got the idea spinning around in my head of just turning the steering wheel a bunch in one direction to see what will happen. that being said i use public transit, so I’m much less of a liability than others. i think.

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      unless you’re the bus driver

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