If you car Would you what
were in a car know what
accident to do?You wouldn’t car a download
🏴☠️ like hell I wouldn’t
I’m pretty sure that I’ve downloaded more cars for GTA 4 and Cyberpunk 2077 than I’ve physically been in 🤷
I only make happy little accidents

Uh… Piss pants?
Unplanned pregnancy?
You win. That’s a way better accident to have in a car.
It’s also a fun story to tell the child.
Thanks!
That’s the comm I was initially going to post to, but I couldn’t recall the name…subscribed! and x-posted.
Hmmm, I choose piss myself!
No. I’m very indecisive about my accidents.
Car what accident to do?
But who was phone?!
carphone
Sometimes you know.

If you car.
If you got a job as a graphic designer would you know what to do?
If you got a job as a would you know what graphic designer to do?
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I’d do the no-accident-kind. Duh!
So… fraud? I like that in a person.
I wouldn’t exactly state this as my main intention, but…if it would happen. As a by-product. Well

Mkay, Mr Trump.
“Uh, no. I guess not.”
It’s rude to call people accidents, even if it’s often true. :)
If I knew then it’d be on purpose
Fender bender sounds like gender bender therefore I have to assume they’re similar and related, so I guess if I were going to be a vehicular outlaw I’d do that. Oh honey, your fender is bent I guess it’s not as straight as you had always assumed.
yup I’ve always got the idea spinning around in my head of just turning the steering wheel a bunch in one direction to see what will happen. that being said i use public transit, so I’m much less of a liability than others. i think.
unless you’re the bus driver










