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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

A crack in the ice

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A crack in the ice

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    This is where English reaches its limit because it rarely uses composite words:

    “I swear I saw my own buttcrack” is not the same as “I swear I saw my own butt crack”

    Unless they went for ambiguity; then English is perfect.

  • JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca
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    One time I slipped on ice and I swear I went fully airborn (a la cartoon banana slip) and landed on one foot with one leg out and my body horizontal to the ground. I stood straight, and walked away unscathed. But no one was around to see it and no one believes me.

    • gray@lemmy.ml
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      I believe you! It happened to me too

    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      I saw my dog do that once, so I’s believing ya

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I bet if I could bend forward far enough to see my own crack, my spine would decompress nicely and feel super good.

    • turdcollector69@lemmy.world
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      It’s step one to sucking your own dick

      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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        is that how marilyn manson did it?

  • SorryQuick@lemmy.ca
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    A lemmy post of a twitter screenshot of a reddit screenshot with a tiktok watermark.

  • Nima@leminal.space
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    I have been laughing about this heavily since I saw it so thank you very much for posting it. lmaoo

  • toynbee@lemmy.world
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    This is how I broke my ankle.

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      Looking at your own butt crack?

      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        Yes. No further questions.

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    Must have been a nasty fall if it cracked their butt.

  • MimicJar@lemmy.world
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    I believe the term is a variant of the “Full Scorpion” known as the “Full Shrimp”.

    • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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      There are dedicated subreddits:

      https://www.reddit.com/r/FullScorpion/

      https://www.reddit.com/r/FullShrimp/

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