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    8 hours ago

    “Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”

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    Something about some new scientific discovery or new technology that will ruin everything but then doesn’t

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    9 hours ago

    “MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”

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    Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.

    Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.

    Slight chance the AI winter we’re going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.

    Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it’s done - which I kinda expect - it’s still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.

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