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“Hey everyone, Elon’s renamed Twitter to X. We should have a one-letter name, it would be so cool. Like, the kids would love it. Elon’s a visionary. We should definitely, definitely, definitely do what Elon’s done. When has he ever made a mistake in business? Exactly, never! Maybe I could have a bonus worth billions! So cool!”
“Ok, boss. Are you going to rename yourself C?”
No, C++
Better be quick! There are only 26 company names to snatch!
Google’s parent company claimed the whole thing. They’re called Alphabet!
Or, they just claimed the first & 3/4ths of the second letter of the Greek alphabet.
Agamma is up for grabs!
- X is already taken.
Y?
No u
Me?
Yes u
R
Uh.
N
Careful, we don’t allow the N word on here.
No noses! No noises!
Yandex?
The Marketing team, everyone’s favourite department.
X is worse.
Y?
isn’t ‘U’ already claimed by Ubisoft?
Soon all words will be copyrighted because they include names of companies
{Error: Letter U credits expired}
*Soon all words will be copyrighted as they contain names of companies.
Did they learn nothing from Nintendo?
or X
N
So they’re bringing back Channel U?
Bruh!
In November 2023, it was announced that in Summer 2024 all of UKTV’s free-to-air channels and UKTV Play would be rebranded with the new name of “U”. While the free-to-air channels, Dave, Drama, Yesterday and W, will become “U&Dave”, “U&Drama”, “U&Yesterday”, and “U&W”. The planned launch date for this rebrand is 16th July. UKTV also said they plan to rebrand their pay channels to “U&GOLD”, “U&alibi”, and “U&eden” later this year.
Ah brilliant, the Marketing team have really put their heads together on this one.
They did it a bit too hard by the looks of it.
Why u little… U’ll regret this move!
U twerp.
U Turn soon?
