Mass Effect was already the story of how the galaxy was saved thanks to an unaccountable cop with unlimited jurisdiction and no limits on authority, succeeding despite his worst enemy: democratic bureaucracy trying to stop him from acting as he pleased.
Shit, the very first game has a Spectre go bad and almost doom the entire galaxy, and the problem is fixed not with addressing how Spectres probably shouldn’t have a license to kill and no oversight, but by a good Spectre shooting the bad one.
The menus and attract mode and everything look new, but when you start a new game you hear:
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
2036: The Elder Scrolls 6 comes out, it’s just Skyrim again
what is starfield if not Worse Skyrim
Mass Effect with even worse style and worldbuilding and with no stakes whatsoever.
Mass Effect: White People edition
Mass Effect was already the story of how the galaxy was saved thanks to an unaccountable cop with unlimited jurisdiction and no limits on authority, succeeding despite his worst enemy: democratic bureaucracy trying to stop him from acting as he pleased.
Shit, the very first game has a Spectre go bad and almost doom the entire galaxy, and the problem is fixed not with addressing how Spectres probably shouldn’t have a license to kill and no oversight, but by a good Spectre shooting the bad one.
Mass (Liberal) Effect: Maybe The Reapers Were Right?
Like literally every single species in the galaxy is hyper lib.
Reapers pls.
Even with the adjective added this still feels insulting to Skyrim.
Sadly the best parts of Starfield are where it hews closest to Skyrim, and the worst parts are where it tries to do something new.
Fallout 4 with guns?
The menus and attract mode and everything look new, but when you start a new game you hear:
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
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