• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    I don’t think you understand.

    Some people are living their lives against the rules provided to me by my imaginary friend. I’m just trying to prevent them from burning for all eternity because my imaginary friend loves them so much.

    See? I’m the good person here.