• MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
      2·
      27 days ago

      Fuck that! If you do this right, you get the ooey gooey Center!! You gotta go at it before it cools down too much for best results, so personally, I eat the crunchy outside second.

      • Gustephan@lemmy.world
        2·
        26 days ago

        I’m more of a “repeatedly roast the mallow and eat the crunchy outside till it’s gone” kinda guy

        • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
          1·
          25 days ago

          Diminishing returns with an increasing difficulty curve … but worring about such things and revelling in two or three mashmallows at a time the way I’ve described is probably part of the reason I’m obese.

          • Gustephan@lemmy.world
            4·
            24 days ago

            Somebody with username machine fab thinks a lot about diminishing returns and optimizing input/output ratios? Checks out to me. Live your truth brother

            • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
              2·
              24 days ago

              I was an IT contractor for years and learned that trade in the late '90s, when my peer group, okay I, was reading Rich Dad, Poor Dad and thought the way to success led towards cushy office-jobs and public-speaking.

              Even then, I prefered hardware and leisure/family-time.

              EDIT: Seriously though, SIM/factory games. Sooo many video games.

  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
    113·
    28 days ago

    What in the fuck?!

    Why would you do this…

    If I ever get a time machine I’m going back to 2025-05-04 23:10 EDT so I can stop myself from seeing this image.

    Not killing transporting a sports almanac back in time or killing Hitler, I’m simply stopping myself from seeing this post.

    • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
      1·
      27 days ago

      So, I’m guessing you don’t know how to slide the shell off of a Corn Dog? Hint: the inside of that shell tastes better than the outside. I’m serious.