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Somelad@thelemmy.club to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

Somelad@thelemmy.club to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago
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    Donating plasma only takes about an hour

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    Go to a cash dispenser

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      Can you grab some for me, too, while you’re there?

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    Before or after tax?

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    I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.

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    Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

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    So $13.33/h?

    That’s less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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      Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won’t have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

      • Mac@mander.xyz
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        make $40

        Doesn’t say you have to acquire it personally.

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          what about “make” as in “create”

          everyone’s family explodes in this thread

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    I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.

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      This is the winner in my book

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    Damn that sucks, all y’all unemployed?

    I open my laptop and answer about six emails.

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      You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

      damn that’s like a full day for me.

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        Y’all are answering emails?!

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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          Bruh I answer faxes and letters, and I actually prefer that.

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        That usually a month for me. I don’t respond unless it’s something important.

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        Practise harder!

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    Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

    Needless to say I’m not too fond of my family…

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    Sit on my ass. Maybe play a video game.

    Fuckers.

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      How you were moving in your loving family

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        “loving family”

        Oh honey…

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    I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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      You guys are getting paid?

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      Hell of an hourly rate, unless you’re wildly attentive.

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    Clock in at work. 34 minutes later I earn $40.

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    Explain the situation to my family and sell them stuff.

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      I just hope they can scrounge up the $10,000 between them.

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