We offered the CEO $550 million as a benefit. A gesture. A show of vision only a Super Board can have.
Instead, they treat it like a right. Like pay is something they’re owed.
Some cash those checks. Some have it direct deposited. Different labels, same result, money leaves the company.
And that’s when it hit me. If you really enjoy your job, why would you ever want to be paid for it?
Or am I the only one who sees it this way?
If you really like running why would you ever stop running?
bad knees.
What kind of psychopath enjoys working?
People who sit at a desk for 4 hours a week doing jack all and making 100x what their full Time employees make.
For own personal growth or the general benefit of my local society absolutely.
Don’t even need a salary as long as the means to live happy are otherwise provided.
For the profit of a corporation? No, yuck!
I’ve seen lots and lots of discussions on whether people like or not working, and it always sums up to people giving different meanings to the word “work”. When it comes to do things as a hobby, for a cause, or for fulfilling any objective we have, most people will say that they enjoy it, but when it comes to serving someone else on a schedule, just to afford to stay alive, I’ve never seen anyone say that they enjoy it.
Edit: some combination of words from my comment and the general theme made me somehow think about the music stayin’ alive, and I can’t get it out of my head anymore!
i kind of love my job, and kind of love working. it can be fun
Enjoy it! I was lucky to have 10+ years at a job I loved. Great coworkers, awesome boss, reasonable expectations.
Then the VP left. Within two years everything went to complete shit (except the coworkers although they either left or retreated into being bots at work)
Nothing last :/
you sure are right, a big part of why i enjoy it is a very good boss and coworkers
If I have to work Im going to find something that stimulates me in a way I find interesting. Or you could just say I like it.
If you really enjoy your job, why would you ever want time away from it?
Good point, maybe you should think about that a little harder bro.
I have such a hard time imagining this is actually a real person writing a real post.
It’s way easier if you assume that any LinkedIn post you see is satire.
USA needs some worker rights laws(apart from free healthcare, free education and others), in normal countries you’ll be in trouble if you somehow didn’t take your 28 days(more in some) of vacation, or were spotted at work in those days.
I don’t like that either. People shouldn’t be penalized for not taking vacation. That’s just a different form of taking away their choice.
This is not a good take. It opens for an implicit expectation from your employer that you should not use your vacation. If you get passed over for promotion because you took out vacation it is not really a choice, is it?
That’s quite a leap
You sound like someone with no workforce experience whatsoever.
You sound like a manager, looking to control how people handle their vacation time. “Workers get punished for taking vacation” and “workers get punished for not taking vacation” are two sides of the same coin. Personally I’m in favor of “workers can do whatever they want with their PTO without fear of repurcussion”.
It’s not about punishment. If time off is optional than it’s a near guarantee that workers will be punished in some way for taking it. At a minimum bosses should have to pay out for unused time off, even though that that will certainly lead to some bosses penalizing those workers.
That’s stupid. Are you mad that they don’t let you work when the office is closed too?
I take every minute of PTO time allocated to me. I am not so arrogant that I believe others should be punished for making different choices, though.
Well you could work on vacation but it’s usually paid 2-4 times per hour. So it depends on your employer willing to pay that much.
I have no desire to work on vacation. I have no desire to work at all, I only do it because i.enjoy having food and a place to live. But I don’t believe in punishing people for victimless crimes. They’re not hurting anyone but themselves by letting their PTO expire, leave them alone.
They don’t punish workers, they fine employers for not following laws.
Oh ok. That’s fine then.
He’s not wrong, IF companies were worker controlled by law. Like a cooperative. Workers would enjoy their work more and would want to work more if they had agency. We are supposed to be a democracy, so why don’t get workers the right to vote on who their managers are, what to do with the profits (after paying back loans) and how many working hours there should be?
Imagine if you’d mandate that even shitshows like fox news were suddenly worker controlled instead of by incorporated demons of greed. Workers generally want to create a good product and make customers happy, and in the case of news agencies they’d want to inform their readers well.
Meh, there’s no world where people are going to actually enjoy doing tedious, repetitive tasks even if they fully own their surplus labor. This was always my beef with the antiwork subreddit. “Socialism is when nobody digs ditches.”
There will always be shitty jobs until we fully automate society. The guy doing hard labor in the hot sun is always going to resent the guy working in AC even if they both own their surplus labor. This is why socialism is still just harm reduction on the path to achieving a post scarcity, post labor society.
After being America pilled I moved to China and had a British roommate. My mind was blown when he told me his mom took paid vacation days to tidy the house. I would NEVER dream of using the 14 days of vacation I had in the USA to clean the fucking house. Just IMAGINE having so much time off that you’d even consider using some to clean the house. It seemed awesome to me.
As a Brit that’s crazy, that’s what WFH is for ;)
“I offered my employees a salary, they then expected the full salary paid out. Miserable, ungrateful wretches.”
“I’m an insufferable rich cunt who doesn’t do much at work, I have enough money to pay other people to do everything for me in the rest of my life, so I spend my free time persuing any hobby or interest I want, I’m also very empty inside so spend most of my time working.”
spend most of my time pretending to work
FIFY. Those meetings aren’t gonna conduct themselves, you know!
I can no longer tell which ones are real and which are satire.
Poe’s law hits hard
If that’s linkedin he’s 100% serious. Otherwise, 50-50.
There is a comedian that posts pure gold to LI, but yeah, this one seems legit.
So fucking glad I straight up deleted my linkedin shit.
I think that’s more of a Succons razor situation
If something could be a Deez Nuts joke, then it probably is?
Damn ya caught me
I had my suspicions, after a Google search turned up nothing lol
Sounds like a real stupid guy.
I mean, he already said he was a CEO…
True, true.
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Even if you love doing something, you’ll eventually want a break. What this guy is describing is addiction. Work addiction is one of many types of addiction that isn’t even seen as such because while it can destroy everything else in your life, it likely won’t stop you from being financially successful and that’s the only measure of success anyone actually gives a fuck about, it seems.
You can’t be financially successful if destroying everything else left you with mental health issues that prevent you from working. A work addict can keep on for a while but they’ll crash.
I love my field, I hate the majority of jobs in my field because while tech can do many cool and wonderful things and could be solving many more issue, most companies are busy doing what one percenters want and pushing for the least effort solutions and everything is always a cram. No breathing space, no time to enjoy the product and reflect on what to do next. Just cram, enshittify, add tracking, automate away your peers, do more with less people so we can fire more people.
I’m so sick of the efficiency rat race that capitalist investors demand.
The really weird thing at that is that the efficiency that is demanded from the lower levels is squandered by the higher ones.
I’m working for a large corporation, and while I’m doing my job quite well (at least I think am), my work is useless. On the one hand, management constantly pivots. Today feature X is super important. Let’s invest multiple millions and crunch time to get this done as fast as possible. It’s almost done now, so now it turns out it’s really not important any more. Shelve it for a few months or years and do something else instead that’s super important until we don’t care about it any more.
But not only is the work useless because “agile means upper management can change their mind twice daily”, but the thing I’m working on is a marketing app that nobody wants anyway. People just use it because they get some small discounts, but really nobody has an actual benefit of the app itself.
You could probably close down the whole marketing department of the corporation and nobody would notice an actual difference.
The same holds true for most corporate jobs. It’s so much politics and so much thinking firmly inside my own little drawer that there’s really no point to all of that.
And with all of that waste happening, it’s really ridiculous that anyone in upper management even dares to utter the term “efficiency”, let alone pressures employees into anything for the purpose of efficiency.
I hate that we are in a timeline that I can’t be absolutely sure that this is satire anymore.
Sure is! The last photo is hilarious actually
i am never happy. not my thing.
me irl
It absolutely is. This was his next post
LMAO! Taking notes from Lyndon Johnson I see! (For those not in the know, the US President would call people into the Oval Office crapper and talk to them while taking a dump.)
I love that there was a person who really did this, and of course they were also president of the United States.
I used to do that with a professor at the urinals. Somehow, with all of our conversations, it just made the flow better.
You used to shit in the urinal? That is a power move.
Humanity is not yet lost 🙏
I’m reasonably sure it’s not?
I had a manager that said these things. These people are ghouls.
A show of vision only a Super CEO can have
That almost brings it over the line, but no, I think it’s serious. Only a heroic CEO could have the vision to give people time off. It’s nothing like what unions have been clamoring to do for over a century.
It definitely brings it over the line, and it’s absolutely satire.