President Donald Trump hasn't made a public appearance since his rambling and authoritarian speech to top military leaders, and people are noticing.The president told high-ranking military leaders to prepare to deploy in American cities for "a war from within," saying he told Defense Secretary Pete ...
Trump dead before Dec. 20, take your bets
Christmas Day would be the ultimate present. Oh you don’t like us celebrating on the day he died?? Who’s waging a war on Christmas now?
Evangelicals would claim it as their Jesus returning to heaven.
They’ll put a giant memorial up in Washington for every American person to weep at and they’ll track who comes to grieve and whether they have done so sufficiently to avoid the work camps that Dear Leader Vance will have built for disloyal citizens and degenerate queers.
The portapotties will be the closest we’ll be able to get to pissing on his grave.
We should print up some Trump grave urinal cakes now. Could make a fortune on that day.
Remind them that Jesus Barabbas’ hiatus from the cult - a symbolic death and then rebirth - took place closer to passover anyway. There’s little chance we can keep Mr Trump alive long enough to line that up.
I don’t think he will make it that long.
Halloween or Thanksgiving would work too. Actually Thanksgiving may be the best choice of the three
This would absolutely make my Halloween!!!
Columbus day is also coming up very soon.
Oh man, I’d be tempted to bet my savings on him living past then. That way I either win big or at least make some money.
I’d honestly put money on him not making it to term, but that might be the safe bet. The thing is, that leaves us with Vance.
Vance is definitely easier to manipulate. So I honestly don’t know who is worse.
I’ve gotten the feeling that Trump acts out of loving himself, while Vance explicitly wants to be awful. Both about as terrifying, but Vance seems more menacing in my mind.
Vance himself isn’t the problem insofar he’s a symptom of the same disease Trump is one of. His ties to cryptobros and Peter Thiel, however, most definitely are.
For sure, and I was mostly considering them as individuals which admittedly isn’t the most pertinent when the rest of the party is the way it is.
More menacing, but definitely won’t be able to hold the cult together
You think Vance is easier to manipulate than the literal pedophile with a lifetime of compromat who consistently flips his convictions over who complimented him last???
I’m not saying Vance isn’t easy to manipulate, I’m just saying I can’t imagine there’s an easier to manipulate human being over the age of 4 than Donald Trump.
Vance won’t be able to capture MAGA any more than a used condom filled with Trump’s diaper drippings would.
I agree
Search video, Vance flips web cam upside down… please if you haven’t seen it.
https://xcancel.com/patriottakes/status/1844796855437180945 found a link to it.
Yep, that’s it. Our VP ladies and gents.
Eh… Vance isn’t the childish wanna be strong man that Trump is. He’s an ambitious ideologue who has the backing of powerful wealthy men and will 1000% take advantage of the ground work towards authoritarianism that Trump laid. I wouldn’t be shocked if he fails to inspire MAGA at large to fall in behind him. He’d probably fave a lot of opposition and other Trump wannabes in a future election, if we have any more of those. But he will definitely try to hold onto all that MAGA influence and he will likely succeed in at least getting Trump’s cabinet and the Republican congress and SCOTUS to prop up his bullshit just like they did Trump. They’ll be relieved to have a more predictable autocrat in charge. If he continues to undermine elections and the rule of law like Trump, well… I’m sure he doesn’t hate the idea of being a young dictator for life.
I’m keeping an eye on Hegseth too
Yeah, dude is certifiable and would absolutely love to coup Vance’s ass
Between the strong jawline and the talking head experience, I think he could play the MAGAs like a fiddle
Don’t forget the crazy villain eyes and sense of smug superiority.
JD has the charisma of a damp gym sock…
Iirc, the revelations anti-christ is supposed to rule for 7 years, I also have some memory that there was a hint it might not be consecutive.
Vance is useless as fuck and is incapable of herding his republican cats. He was a joke before Trump and he’ll continue to be a joke after.
Has anyone made a website for him like the one for Kissinger? That way we can all bet and help a charity
Don’t give me hope
Can we get this one on some of those event betting apps? I’d throw a dollar or two at that bet.
I wonder if Las Vegas is accepting bets on the subject.
I’m sure you can find someone in the abandoned casinos who would love to do any kind of gambling with you at all.
My body is ready
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