Game looks cool. Watched a couple of reviews. Now youtube is recommending me rage-baiting gaming weirdos whining about DEI and attacking a reviewer for saying it isn’t diverse enough.
And then the developers have this clause reviewers have to agree to get a review copy of the game:
So chuds are championing the game now for being anti-woke?
But not all people had to agree to the clause, just some people? And it’s from a marketing partner working with the developer? And the developer may or may not be run by sexist creeps according to internet rumors?
suggestive recruitment ads ran by the devs
Google translate text:
Don’t mess with colleagues
In addition to sex partners, we found that many of the previous benefits only looked good. But here, we have more thoughtful services that will make you cry, whether it is meal allowance, car allowance, unlimited taxi reimbursement, or unlimited ZESPRI kiwifruit or KIRKLAND nuts.
Forced self-pleasure
You can easily say “play your own games more” and then turn around to play five-player mid, and you may also make money. But here, we require you to experience the products you develop seriously, and there is no room for compromise.
Fat man die
Reminding employees to pay attention to their health and providing free physical examinations still cannot prevent colleagues from dying from overwork.
But here,
We can go to the gym, run or swim during working hours without anyone’s approval, and all expenses are borne by the company.
Must work overtime
We have never concealed the fact that overtime is a cancer in our industry, but here,
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We can sleep until we wake up naturally, have lunch and then come to work;
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After the project is launched, we will have transparent project profit-sharing bonuses every month.
<-- this but unironically
I know none of this matters, and I spent way more mental energy writing this stupid post than any of this deserves. I was expecting dumb backlash to the game just because it’s from China, but this is far stupider than I expected.
Fuck youtube for giving the most awful reactionary gamergate losers a career and promoting them every fucking chance they get. Whenever they attach themselves to a cultural object this bullshit starts popping up like a flea infestation.
Fucking gamers.
The situation really just looks like a Chinese company infected with tech douchebro company culture. Sad! Sucks to any non-chuddy developer caught in the middle of that
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There’s a whole right wing love fest on the game. Apparently the studio is pretty sexist in a tomb raider 1 kind of way (vibe being: big boobies good, but also girls gross and lame)
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When your hatred of women, black people and the gays outweighs your hatred of the Chinese
You might just be… a
so many nights have come and gone, so many pounds lost sick with fever. when will black myth: wukong come out? when can i be monkey? i want to become a little bettle. i want to smack wolf-guy in the face with ruyi jingu bang. some day they said.
now the chuds are outside. they are coming for my computer game. the sun is setting. when can i be monkey?i wake up
no ruyi jingu bang
now what. why do i continue
Gamers are universally shit
who would have thought that locking yourself in a room and only interacting with NPCs designed to serve you and be your sex objects would result in a disconnect from the rest of humanity
I respect any RPG brave enough to have 0 romance options in current year. Yeah, attraction can be a part of life, but I want to punish the
s whose first questions about party members are “who among them can I fuck?” Sorry buddy, you get to focus on the world ending scenario in front of you instead.
Mom, can I buy Wukong melee action game?
Child, we already have Wukong melee action game at home.
Wukong melee action game at home:
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It’s more like this.
Brother Monkey literally carried me through endgame. People still complain about too many Wukongs in Asia server lol.
There’s a long history with right wing culture warriors adopting a “throw everything at the wall and see what sticks” approach. Outrage at the thing du jour, if it doesn’t get traction then abandon it. If it does, proceed to make epic amounts of hay over it. Often two things that seem more or less the same, one will get no attention and the other becomes a lightning rod. I guess Wukong has whatever sauce to make it the latter.
Xi, push the anti-gamer button please.
You would think the fascists’ hatred of China and their racism would override their hatred of minorities in their own country but I guess not. The culture war is a poison. I fucking hate this shit.
Bigotry attracts these guys like flies to shit
I wish they’d stop trying to remix the classics. Who asked for a remake of Dragon Ball?
Wait, Dragonball looks like a rip-off of “Enslaved: Oddysey to the West”! How deep does this deception go?
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It would be pretty funny if it turns out they’re very knowledgable in western pop culture discourse and how idiotic it is and used their Putlerian KGB handbook to sow discourse to maximize profits
You joke but I’m pretty sure this is what’s happening.
DEI for thee, but not for me
Gamer discourse will only get more confused and contradictory as China inevitably begins dominating the video games industry. Even if, hypothetically, none of their games ever reach mass appeal in the west, it’s only a matter of time before the best available hardware is Chinese.
I’d like to say it will be fun to watch the chuds grapple with their sinophobia and anti-communism getting in the way of their rabid consumerism, but tbh I think most chuds will just quietly rationalize it and, at best, rant less about China. Maybe we’ll even get some cursed synthesis like “China is only good because they’re anti-woke!”
Actually I assume the second Chinese CPUs and GPUs become a competitive threat to Intel and AMD, they will be tariffed to hell. But unlike Chinese EVs, gamers would largely know what they’re missing out on, as benchmarks are easy to share. I wonder how they’ll handle knowing they can’t max their framerates due to huge tariffs or maybe even complete bans 🤔
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I mean Chinese phones are banned or tariffed and they remain popular only to tech enthusiasts in western countries that are affected.
yeah, the super nerds will be able to get the treats
Here’s my theory:
Capital G Gamers saw “Black Myth” in a vaguely Asian-themed title, and assumed it was “debunking” Assassin’s Creed daring to have a politically colored protagonist.
Then they went
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Of course framing it that way is abhorrent, that’s the point: they’re such stupid racists they can’t grasp anything other than “black” and “(Asian word)”. They see their right wing cultural shibboleths then go all-in.
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