Get a pot of water ready for any flare ups!
Thanks, Obama…
Don’t forget that it always tastes better when the turkey is fried while frozen solid
So moist.
Make sure the turkey is fully frozen before you put it in.
Also, since there will be a bit of oil splattering, make sure to quickly secure your lid with clamps. Hope you have a blast!
Any chance we can stop trying to murder the OP?
And throw it in quickly! Wouldn’t want it to cook unevenly.
To shreds you say?
Well, how’s his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
Well, at least the children…
Was their apartment rent controlled?
She’s good.
Can confirm she’s good
Medium rare even.
And my axe
To smithereens
Just go ahead and call the fire department now. It’ll save everyone time.
“Good afternoon. I would like to book 2 firetrucks and an ambulance for 3pm today. Yes, I can hold.”
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Make sure to have plenty of ice to cool down the oil
Seasoning?
Monoammonium phosphate in a Class B shaker.
It’s a fire extinguisher, for those who might need to look it up (like I did)
Depending upon ventilation, if they succeed in drying it enough and not having it overflow getting it in, they might not have to worry about getting it out.
Dynamite!
Such a setup would make me leave the premises faster than a bunch of MAGA-brain uncles could do.
I’ve heard they’re best when cooked from frozen
Firehose
Firehose. For grease fires lol. Yes.
Absolute fun multipliers!
And a few buckets of ice
Carbon monoxide, my favorite seasoning
Propane is mostly gonna be releasing H2O vapor and CO2. But also some other shitty contaminants that the gas industry doesn’t like to talk about.
Now a charcoal barbecue on the other hand is my preferred way to cook a turkey, and would also kill the family if I was dumb enough to do it indoors.
I like how you’re taking precautions by making sure your floor doesn’t get damaged from the oil splatter. Great job!
If your oil is a bit too hot toss in some ice cubes
I’m just so glad all the comments have such useful advice for folks. I second the tips suggesting throwing it in frozen and adding more water when things get spicy.
A coupe of hand grenades for some extra kick!
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Ice
