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In my opinion, the number one reason that guy is objectively and unequivocally not hot is the fact he is not wearing a seat belt.
For me is the sunglasses, they’re ugly af
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I’ll never understand who the fuck cares about what’s currently “in style”, and why. It has to fit the person, not the society.
I do concur about the missing seatbelt though. Makes him look ugly.
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Me, wearing shutter shades.
'Sup.
I can still watch Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science and realize she’s insanely hot, even though '80s style is out of fashion (although it’s sort of come back in bits and pieces).
I’ll never forget a post on reddit i think like 8 years ago where someone had a dragonball shirt where it said “Surpreme” on it. Like the idiot brand, but it was the supreme kai. A lot of people liked the shirt and talked about it. Then there was that one guy who was like: “sure, good luck buddy, wear it if you want to commit social suicide” I was absolutely flabbergasted. Apparently he wasn’t trolling, he argued about brand integrity and how these fake shirts make his real shirts look cheap and shit like that. There i kimda realised that a lot of people commenting are in high school.
There i kimda realised that a lot of people commenting are in high school.
Or never grew out of it, apparently. What a sad existence that must be, constantly on guard to not fall out of line. Also lol, “brand integrity”. 😂 Imagine you have to bolster your own confidence with god damn brand names and dress like a moving advertising column. Especially for trash such as Supreme. These people need help, I’m almost sorry for them. I was sufficiently abused in school to get their fear though, they definitely need to get out of their toxic social circle for a while to breath some fresh air.
Some people are really concerned with fitting in. Probably a survival trait from early humans
Apparently nobody in Alberta got the memo.
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Not my friends in Alberta, but they live on a reservation.
I figured the artist just left out that detail so readers could read his shirt
I live in Kansas City. The closest ocean is 750 miles away. I want to punch every single driver I see with salt life on their car…
For the longest time I thought it said slut life. I laughed very hard when I found out the truth. I still call it that when I see one. And yeah, I hate them as well.
Sounds like a shirt idea lol. Kinda like “south butt” being a parody of north face.
I still own my South Butt coat! It’s somewhat tattered now and thus not worn, but I loved the raised eyebrows when people read the logo and it didn’t say what they thought it would.
I want to get one so bad but my wife wontbley me lol. I’m jealous of you
A quick glace on fleaBay shows a few used coats, but I’d just get one of the tshirts if that suits you. I am sure someone else is making those now and they are only $20 or so. Wear it when the wife is out of town.
Alright, this one got me cracking up on my lunch break
I thought that too. I was almost pleased with the state of the world for a few months, over that misunderstanding.
They really want you to know that they went to the beach once, and they might do it again.
I lived in the southeast near the coast and these stickers were everywhere. Now I live in the PNW and they’re nowhere to be seen. And yet, Confederate flags are semi regular and I fear I will never escape the sound of mainstream country music…
Makes you pine for the Salt Life days, doesn’t it?
As someone who lives on the coast I never see that. I assumed it was a desert thing, like Nevada or whatever lol.
Salt, as in ‘salt water,’ life.
But lizards do have salt flats and the shirts spread faster than the knowledge of what the fuck a salt life is so…
It’s just a sticker for your F250.
Been thinking of getting a sticker maker, maybe I’ll put a sticker on my 2001 Tacoma that says “Arctic life” note I live just outside of the Mojave as in if the San Bernardino mountains weren’t present it’d be a 10 minute drive.
The NCR ranger puts an “Artic Life” sticker on his armor before pointing at it and saying “Patrolling the Mojave, eh? EH?!”
The hell’s a Nevada?
<hauls ass to Tahoe>Fun fact the state of Nevada just straight up stole the name from the city in California that has now had to rename to Nevada City.
That’s pretty funny actually
I always thought that it was people being brazen about cocaine addictions lmao
Only 750 miles? I figured KC would have to be like 1000-1200 from an ocean
Did you forget about the Gulf of Mexico?
No, I just wasn’t thinking of it as an ocean since ocean isn’t in the name
I think it’s generally considered part of the Atlantic. Or at least that’s how I think of it.
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Yup. Visited Galveston last year.
I live less than an hour from large bodies of salt water and feel similarly.
I feel that, but how close are you to the nearest salt mine lol
This is the first I’ve heard of it.
“No, I want to know about the discount on the hot guy”
Alternate ending.
“Two burgers and some fry, thanks”
What would you want baby fish for?
Namor
He didn’t order a hot guy though, so why would he get a discount?
The comic strip never shows what he ordered. There’s a chance!
It is heavily implied he ordered an XL Meal. Could a “Hot Guy” is a type of sandwich? Like a fancy version of a “Po’ Boy”, maybe.
Yeah! Maybe that’s the entree in the $15.99 XL meal!
Maybe a spicy Po’ Boy that’s twice the size?
I would troll people with this if I ran a shop.
“Ask about our hot guy discount”
And when someone actually asks about it, (the guy in the comic doesn’t ask, he just says that he has heard that they have one, which is a statement, not a question)… I would make sure that everyone is trained to say “we don’t have one”.
I said ask about it, not that one exists.
I would just give it to anybody who asks on a hot day.
That’s a nice twist.
my pasty, fat, goblin lookin’ ass pulling up sweating my balls off becsuse it’s 102 outside and my A/C is busted
Fuck… I’m so damn hot! 😩🥵 What? Half off? Siiiick!
That;s just mean.
Agree. Also the whole concept of a hot guy discount is mean.
What if they give it to every guy to make them feel better :³
That might work for most guys - unfair to women though.
Women can be hot guys too. It’s just statistically rarer
Women can get the discount if they bring a guy with them.
That doesn’t feel right.
They can get a discount if they put on a fake mustache.
– Come on! Who ordered that? Who ordered that menu? Come on.
– She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
Þe world needs more people wiþ your attitude.
Shouldn’t it be “ðe world … wiþ your attitude”?
By 1066, thorn had completely replaced eth, and was used for all dental fricatives. Icelandic still differentiates þem.
Sure but thorn itself was getting phased out some 300 years later, so I think if we’re reintroducing letters then we might as well also reintroduce ones that differentiate between different sounds.
It’s entirely arbitrary eiþer way. If eth, why not wynn? I’m certainly not doing it to increase legibility :-)
Himbos have feelings too
No I’m… Doesn’t
Is he a himbo though? Didn’t demonstrate any niceness yet.
I think it’s poking fun at guys who think they’re hot
Who says he thinks he’s hot? He’s just following the instructions on the sign!
And a specific dudebro lifestyle look (Jeep, Oakleys, Salt Life, “Hit the gym”, GIJoe haircut) that generally corresponds with “I’m not really MAGA, but Joe Rogan says….”
In Hungarian, “hot” (meleg) means gay
Like, it’s the word for a gay person
Just sayin’
I used to live in Atlanta and when I first got there I was perusing the roommates ads and I noticed that a lot of the ads used the word “liberal”. I called one and chatted with the guy and it seemed like a good fit. He finally said “so … are you liberal?” and I said “yeah, I’m pretty liberal – I hate Reagan.” He laughed and explained to me that “liberal” meant gay. I said “oh, I’m not gay” and then asked if it was OK if I still lived there because I needed a place.
Hungary
Gays are so hot right now
And the comic artist is meleg too. What a coincidence.
In American, Hungry means you want to eat something
no, in American it means you want to eat mcdonalds
You have the hottest head of state, hotter than that of Russia
Now, bait both sides of the gender war by making a gender-flipped version of the comic!
Fool. She’s a goth chick, of course she is gonna get a discount.
nah nah gotta make her a blonde girl jock, like the annoying volleyball player whos kind of a total bully
It would actually be really interesting to have a comic artist do this routinely for their comics. Would definitely make a lot of people consider their assumptions
I don’t get it. What’s the joke?
Man’s not hot
Never hot
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
Yeah, that’s not funny
Man’s can never be hot
To you.
He doesn’t get the discount.
It’s subjective. The discount depends on whoever is running the window. Whoever they think is hot gets the discount.
I thought it was a viral marketing campaign: no one actually gets the discount it’s just funny watching guys ask for it.
Does that shirt say ‘Silt Life’?
I love silt as much as the next flood plain ya know but that’s kind of irrelevant to the comic
Saltlife, it’s a surfer clothing brand.
Hard to read with dem big ol’ titties in the way
NEXT IT FOR A CHURCHWackDonald’s
I can’t help but associate a W which should be an M with Wario.
McWario’s
