slop better be good tonight
enter the gamer ward
I’m glad people are dunking on E33 because I still want to play that game yet and my hype was WAY TOO HIGH, now I know it’s not literally everyone’s favorite game ever so my expectations are tempered
Thay divinity trailer was fucking gross. I want to play the game less having seen it
That’s kinda what the Divinity series is like. The trailer was turned up to 11, and usually they mix in some dark/absurdist comedy, but they’re pretty gorey games.
I’ve played the divinity series. I’ve got no issue with gore. This is definitely grosser than usual. Like why am I seeing pigs eat vomit from a nasty as fuck dude eating a turkey leg? I assume it’s meant to be humor
the lizard sex was kinda cool, i could do with less vomiting on pigs

A NEW BREED OF SHOOTER (overwatch clone)
Team Fortress 3?
Yeah but does overwatch have horses? checkmate atheists
Was it Battleborn that had horses? I can’t remember. One of the clones had mounts.
paladins
E33 did not deserve all those awards, I liked it but better than Silksong AND KCD2 AND DS2? Really?
Cool game announcements though. Geoff announced AC8 so he’s safe from me for another yearwtf is wuthering waves and why do we need to shut down game development until we can figure out wtf is going on with gacha games
Genshin Impact but… different? IDK how to describe WuWa that isn’t in the context of the company that made it, the previous games (like PGR, and Genshin Impact) and the differences between ‘gacha games’ that doesn’t sound gacha-rotted to an average person, but it’s supposed to be more ‘generous’, and high graphic compared to Genshin.
Gacha games are just popular because of the time sink and habitual ‘dailies’ routines when playing games and living the 9 to 5 life, also gambling surges your dopamine lol
China Stans SHOCKED when confronted with the terrible truth of Chinese Gooner Game Devs

strong china soft power but you have to appeal to the gooners
worst geoffslop of all time it’s got me negatively polarized against a good game
Unironically star wars racing game looks more promising than old republic
it has a much greater chance of actually coming out at least
yeah, that could be fun. probably gonna be the best star wars game in 20 years, which is saying absolutely nothing at all
IDK Empire at War was a great strategy game (early 2006, barely fits the requirement) and I know The Old Republic scratches the WoW itch for many of my friends. I also had a ton of fun in the original Battlefront/II.
Funny you mention that. People who said Total Warhammer 40k couldnt be done look no further then Empire At War. Replace the planetary combat with Dawn of War 1 and you have a game I would play for 10.000 hours. (Just as an example)
The guys who are doing 40k did Halo Wars 2, and are a Creative Assembly studio. There’s an even more recent example.
Todd howard gave an award to e33
3+3= 6
Elder scrolls 6 confirmed
e33
3
Half Life 3 confirmed
No its half life 6
We were looking for 3 all along but it was 6 all along
Episode 1 was hl3 episode 2 was hl4 and alyx was hl5
Hl6 tmr
Geoff just faking everyone out with the intros that keep sounding like HL3
Holy shit possibly interesting Star Wars games and total warhammer 40k? Faith in gaming restored, send me to the gulag

I am still getting excited for Star Wars games in 2025

this time for sureWhat is Clair obscure
A MILLION SPACE MARINE DLCS UPON THE STEAM MARKETPLACE
aint no way some of yall thought half life 3 was even a possibility. surely you jest
no, that’s getting announced tomorrow.

They’ll probably save the Half Life 3 trailer for E3 next year. That would be better.
Big Ups to No Man’s Sky for best ongoing support. long deserved.
literally resurrecting the corpse of one of the most famous flop launches with 10 years of completely free support and sustained by game copy sales and merch alone.
kojima boutta decapitate geoff on stage for giving all the awards to expedition 33













