I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
Nothing changes.
Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?
Done
Start with just the roof of their mouths.
They’re already pretty shitty
So it’s a fitting end
Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End
Well I mean to be fair there’s a few vindictive pooing spree people in my own life. I was driven mad years by this dystopia ago so not to worry that ship has sailed
For more petty cases, turn people’s stuff or food into poo.
I take green and Start with all weapons on earth. Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious
All the new recruits in the army, literally polishing a turd, because theyre scared of the sergeant and dont know if this is a hazing thing or what
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Absolutely green. So many people would turn to shit that the remaining minority would ask if this was the rapture.
We’d call it getting green pilled
Black and blue. I could stand to be less stupid and also thorium is very useful to power generation I could probably sell it.
Too complex. I somehow mixed 2 of them and lemm.ee died
So what, like 10 grams?
depends on how much cancer has already metastasized in my body already I suppose.
Honestly I tried to look it up but couldn’t understand the data as presented.
I’ll take two unretard.
I need that unretard for sure!
Green. What’s the range?
Orange and Purple for sure.
Clarification for green. Does it require physical contact or is it like a Death Note situation? If it’s the former, don’t we already have that ability? What about non-bio-based materials? If you eat a rock and poop out a rock, does it also now qualify as poo?
Yellow yellow yellow !
I’ll have uhhhh…
i already got green gimme orange
Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass
Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.
You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.
targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo
Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.
Poopsmith origin story
You can likely find a stuffed poop emoji you can turn into the mask. I’m torn between PoopBoy and ShitHead
Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.
If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.
Yeah if someone is shooting at you it’s a bit late. Being that the character didn’t have a weapon on them I was hoping for a bit of not immediately murder him energy.
Although I suppose once they get there you could just create a couple feet thick wall of shit out of the air around you making an escape funnel. Until you can block their view and escape.
Without having a range/time to perform/nor limits on how much can be converted it really is pretty powerful.
Something like a midas touch to balance the power in the next patch or something
ShitHead ended the world by accidentally turning all of its atmosphere to shit when he sneezed.
I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.
Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.
It says you can transform anything, which would imply it has no range. You could do that without leaving your house
Unfortunately, it’s imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.
